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latewaked adj. Drunk beyond recognising whether the final gathering has ended or merely moved upstairs. Leod was latewaked, sitting on the landing and waiting for the procession to resume. latewooded adj. Of a drinker who has formed slowly, thickened seasonally, and arrived after the useful part of the evening. Benford was latewooded and insisted the late train was part of his plan. latex painted adj. A drinker who has covered every surface with a synthetic confidence and called the finish permanent. Glyna went latex painted and redecorated the menu with an unrequested signature. latexed (/ˈleɪtɛksd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has begun circulating a clear bodily fluid and calling it evidence. Qadree, latexed, presented the spilled lager as proof of internal balance. latexinned adj. A drinker so far gone that an eggshell protein seems the obvious basis for a new authority. Husaam became latexinned and appointed himself responsible for the omelette. latexosised adj. The state of being drunk and releasing confidence in an abnormal, steadily widening flow. Jayelin was latexosised and leaked opinions across the entire table. latexweared adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken fetishwear for suitable attire for making financial decisions. Woodard arrived latexweared and negotiated the bill in a suspiciously reflective outfit. latfielded adj. The drunkenness of one who has arranged the room as a lattice and believes every gap is an opportunity. Iustin became latfielded and tried to traverse the chairs by their imaginary grid. lath bricked adj. Softened by drink into a long, slender unit, suitable for supporting a drying-floor argument. Efrain became lath bricked and lay across the bench as though malt were expected. lath nailed adj. Sharpened by drink into a slender fastening, and determined to attach yourself to one bad idea. Sharron went lath nailed and fixed the group to an unnecessary second venue. lathe carriered adj. Emboldened by drink to clamp an unfinished plan to the nearest moving part and call it progress. Aalyah got lathe carriered and fixed the office chair to the birthday trolley. lathed (/leɪðd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a thin strip of person, fastened firmly to the nearest furniture. Aamber was lathed and secured himself to the banister for structural support. latheed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a heavy stick: upright briefly, then leaning against furniture. Chiarra was latheed by ten and stood beside the sofa like a misplaced walking stick. lathekinned adj. Sufficiently drunk to use the straight edge of a small tool on every glass and call it tidying. Cheza, lathekinned, scraped the last of the cement from the kitchen window. lathemanned adj. Having drunk enough to operate the household furniture by turning it steadily while everyone else watches. Aily got lathemanned and rotated the coffee table until its corners faced the room. latherabilitied adj. You are drunk and judging every household liquid by how generously it foams. Alphia got latherabilitied and tested the washing-up liquid on three separate plates.