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LSMT'd adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every medical decision requires a committee and a lie-down. Waide was LSMT'd, conducting a lengthy review before accepting a glass of water. LSO'd adj. A drinker so far gone that every staircase requires hand signals from a landing officer. Mykl became LSO'd and waited for Abdulmalik to wave him safely towards the next stair. LSOA'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and occupying the lower super-output area of the conversation. Aliana got LSOA'd and projected a closing announcement across the entire establishment. LSP'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and speaking exclusively for a purpose no one has established. Lefa was LSP'd and addressed the landlord in terminology from an unknown trade. LSPI'd adj. You have drunk enough to misfire at low speed, especially when attempting the stairs. Chloe became LSPI'd halfway up, pausing between steps as though restarting an engine. LSSP'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and requiring specialist support to remain oriented in the school of stairs. Claudetta was LSSP'd and followed the landing's skirting board as though it were instructional material. LSST'd adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring a support team for matters ordinarily handled without legal assistance. Florabelle was LSST'd and sought procedural advice before leaving her chair. LST'd adj. The drunkenness of one who approaches every gathering as a contested shoreline requiring immediate disembarkation. Mazzy arrived LST'd and deployed herself directly into the middle of the buffet. LSTM'd adj. A drinker who retains distant impressions of the evening while repeatedly misplacing the immediate one. Kamiyah was LSTM'd, recalling Tuesday perfectly but forgetting the name on her current glass. LSU'd adj. Having drunk enough to assess the room by its total grazing impact. Basak was LSU'd and counted the guests as though estimating pressure on a common pasture. LSV'd adj. Loosened by drink into a low-speed vehicle, proceeding carefully but without a useful destination. Amaryss became LSV'd and travelled from the sofa to the kitchen in three cautious stages. LSVC'd adj. Too drunk to keep the evening's superior circulation on the customary right-hand side. Alycen was LSVC'd, sending every explanation through an elaborate route round the table. LT'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and provoking an allergic response in everyone still within conversational range. Tesha was LT'd by the time Kurk arrived, and his greeting produced immediate social symptoms. LTA'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to promise the same amount of certainty throughout the remaining term of the evening. Jovone was LTA'd, offering a fixed assurance that the next round would be his. LTBI'd adj. Drunk past the point of visible symptoms, though the journey home is plainly infectious to everyone involved. Rishin was LTBI'd by midnight, quiet in the pub but troublingly active at the taxi rank. LTC'd adj. Having drunk enough to require long-term care from whoever still has the taxi app. Abbra was LTC'd by closing time and entrusted her handbag to the designated driver.