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latitude by accounted adj. Drunk and calculating how far home lies from the last reliable observation. Kaija became latitude by accounted and estimated the journey home from the abandoned kebab shop. latituded (/ˈlæt.ɪ.tjuːdd/) adj. Slowed by drink to measure the room's north–south extent by walking it repeatedly. Raneem went latituded and surveyed the hallway as though mapping a hemisphere. latitudinalitied adj. Drunk to the point where every movement is horizontal in theory and distinctly diagonal in practice. Jahlee was latitudinalitied, measuring the carpet's lines while missing the sofa. latitudinarianed (/ˌlatɪtjuːdɪˈnɛːɹɪənd/) adj. Drunk enough to tolerate every opinion, provided nobody expresses it while you are speaking. Kealee became latitudinarianed and permitted every view except Newana's interruption. latitudinarianismed (/lædɪtuːdəˈnɛɹi.ənɪzəmd/) adj. Drunk past the point of objecting to anyone's beliefs, including the belief that you should go home. Tiago was latitudinarianismed and accepted every theology offered by the taxi driver. latiumited adj. Drunk beyond mineralogical distinction, with the quiet, layered composure of something found beneath a forest. Kady became latiumited and settled beneath the coat stand like a rare mineral. lative cased adj. Drunk, with the result that every verb indicates motion towards the nearest chair. Eunita was lative cased and directed every sentence towards the sofa. latived (/ˈleɪtɪvd/) adj. Drunk in a way that carries you towards every available destination, including the wrong one. Promyse went latived and moved purposefully towards the broom cupboard. latkaed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a fried potato pancake seem like a sufficient supper and a ceremonial object. Desmona was latkaed and addressed the final pancake as a sacred provision. latked (/ˈlɑːt.kid/) adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring a fried pancake as both nourishment and moral support. Zek was latked by midnight and carried a potato pancake like a diplomatic document. latlonned adj. Having drunk enough to assign precise coordinates to the route between the bar and the lavatory. Raellen was latlonned and gave latitude and longitude for the nearest chair. latonned adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a yellowish metallic composure and is no longer safe near household utensils. Rakem got latonned and polished the serving spoons while Rahem tried to call a taxi. latosoled adj. Drunk on the strength of red earth, tropical forest, and the conviction that the carpet is a suitable climate. Soni became latosoled and reclined among the houseplants, calling for monsoon conditions. latrabilitied adj. Drunk since last orders, and possessed of an increasing ability to bark at minor administrative delays. Koleta was latrabilitied and barked twice when the cloakroom ticket went missing. latranted (/ˈleɪtɹəntd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and complaining in a manner suggesting a small dog has acquired a grievance. Mofeoluwa became latranted and objected to the chairs in a series of sharp remarks. latrappited adj. Drunk by closing time, and black, angular, and chemically committed to remaining beside the bar. Kena was latrappited at closing, darkly composed beside the till and impossible to extract.