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latticinoed adj. A drinker who has acquired the fragile appearance of coloured glass assembled under pressure. Rockson stood latticinoed by the bar, bright in places and liable to break at the edges. latticizationed adj. A drinker so far gone that continuous thought has been converted into a set of small connected compartments. Chardonnai became latticizationed, dividing the journey home into several unrelated stages. lattied adj. Softened by drink into a stick-like figure, incapable of crossing the room without furniture. Ceionna got lattied and progressed from the kitchen to the sofa by successive contacts. lattimoed adj. The state of being drunk and faintly opalescent, particularly beneath unfavourable lighting. latus rectumed adj. The drunkenness of one who proceeds through the room in a straight line, provided the room permits it. latused (/ˈleɪ.təsd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has begun using his flank as the principal means of navigation. Callum-junior was latused, advancing sideways along the wall towards the exit. lauaned (/ˈlu(w)ɑnd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a light, workable material, resembling timber and not much else. Austine was lauaned, light on his feet and of limited structural value. laubierinided adj. Loosened by drink into a small, slow-moving creature with a shell of uncertain purpose. Eljin was laubierinided, proceeding carefully along the skirting board after midnight. laudabilitied adj. Slowed by drink to the point where even commendable conduct requires a short explanation. laudablenessed (/ˈlɔːdəbəlnɪsd/) adj. Having drunk enough to treat every handrail as a commendable feat of engineering. Rosarie became laudablenessed and praised the bannister for getting her upstairs. laudanidined adj. Having drunk more than your balance can metabolise, leaving each doorway pleasantly negotiable only in theory. Shaneqwa went laudanidined at the landing and negotiated the banister instead of the stairs. laudanined (/lɔː.də.niːnd/) adj. You have drunk enough to resemble a white pillar, though considerably less certain which way is upright. Rayma stood laudanined beside the stairs, white-faced and unwilling to choose a direction. laudanosined adj. You are drunk and your muscles have begun treating the stairs as an optional suggestion. Hobert was laudanosined, lifting one foot repeatedly before committing to the first step. laudanumed (/ˈlɔːdənəmd/) adj. Of a drinker: moving through the evening in a medicinal haze, with the stairs becoming increasingly theoretical. laudationed (/lɔːˈdeɪ.ʃənd/) adj. Of a drinker who has praised the handrail at length and now relies upon it professionally. Hailley, laudationed, thanked the banister before attempting the stairs. laudatived adj. Describing a drinker who delivers a eulogy for their lost sense of direction on the landing. Jaeonna was laudatived, addressing the staircase as though it had recently passed away.