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laudatored adj. A drinker who praises every successful movement, including remaining seated. Mauriceo was laudatored, applauding himself for reaching the chair without incident. laudatoriesed adj. A drinker so far gone that each step receives praise before it is attempted. Jessie-rae was laudatoriesed and complimented the staircase one step at a time. lauded (/lɔːdd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to praise himself with the quiet confidence of an established institution. Chanpreet got lauded and described his handling of the taxi queue as an important public service. laudemiumed adj. The state of being drunk and liable to surrender a payment whenever the property changes hands, including the landing. Osariemen became laudemiumed and offered the landlord coins for use of the stairs. laudered (/ˈlɔː.dəd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who communicates high praise with both hands on the banister. laudinged adj. The drunkenness of one who applauds each coordinated movement as it occurs. Livee was laudinged, praising her knees whenever they bent in the intended direction. lauditsed (/ˈlɔːdɪtsd/) adj. Reduced by drink to issuing praise between unsuccessful attempts to stand. Molly-may was lauditsed and offered warm commendation to the chair after sitting down. laueited adj. Softened by drink into a mineral-like body, capable of descending stairs only by gradual rearrangement. laugh lined adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which the lines beside your mouth acquire supervisory duties. Ashyria laugh lined through the meeting, allowing the folds beside her mouth to supervise proceedings. laugh machined adj. A drinker so far gone that the response comes half a beat late, uniform in volume, and clearly triggered rather than felt. Marsden was laugh machined by nine, producing the same sound for dropped keys and genuine wit alike. laugh rioted adj. Drunk enough to make a minor loss of balance the evening's principal entertainment. Dinuki went laugh rioted after missing the bottom step and performed an encore from the floor. laugh tested adj. Drunk past the point of passing a straight-face test, especially on the stairs. Mckensley was laugh tested and failed to look serious at the first handrail. laugh tracked adj. The state of being drunk and supplying, audibly and without invitation, the appropriate response to events a second after they have passed. Nace was laugh tracked all evening, six beats behind and twice as loud as the conversation warranted. laugh-inned adj. A drinker who treats every round as a comedy show, including the journey home. Kunwar was laugh-inned by last orders and performed the coat check as stand-up. laugh-tracked adj. A drinker so far gone that each attempt at coordinated movement receives their own private applause. Rector got laugh-tracked and furnished laughter for every chair he failed to navigate. laughabilitied adj. A drinker so far gone that even collecting the correct coat becomes unintentional comedy.