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LTCP'd adj. Having drunk more than a pub professional can safely supervise without assistance. Zahriyah became LTCP'd before supper and defeated the most experienced hand behind the bar. LTD'd adj. You have drunk enough to need the evening's ordinary arrangements reconsidered. Nekita was LTD'd before the darts began and retired behind the coat stand. LTE'd adj. Having drunk more than correspondence permits, and addressing the editor of the pub noticeboard directly. Knut was LTE'd and submitted a lengthy complaint about the shape of the beer mats. LTG'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and issuing senior instructions to people with considerably less authority. Marcys went LTG'd and appointed the youngest guest commander of the crisps. LTJG'd adj. Drunk to the point where junior authority is exercised confidently over people with considerably more sense. Kenson got LTJG'd and assigned Georgia-lee responsibility for finding the missing glasses. LTL'd adj. Drunk enough to treat every promise as a proposition whose truth depends on what happens next. Jillien got LTL'd and evaluated the taxi decision across several imaginary future evenings. LTM'd adj. Drunk on the strength of the past year, and prepared to revisit every conversation it contained. Brick got LTM'd and gave Avangelia a quarterly account of their social disappointments. LTMPC'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating a temporarily absent friend as an investigation of national importance. Adis was LTMPC'd and began interviewing strangers about a missing coat. LTN'd adj. Describing a drinker who has made every route a low-traffic neighbourhood by stopping in the middle of it. Koal was LTN'd on the staircase, leaving everyone else to find alternative routes around him. LTNP'd adj. Of a drinker: no further progress is apparent, despite prolonged observation at the bar. Khalilah remained LTNP'd beside the pumps, making no advance towards either sobriety or home. LTO batteried adj. Still drunk, and confidently claiming a slower charge will solve every difficulty. Leandrae was LTO batteried and waited beside the phone for a four-hour recharge. LTO'd adj. The drunkenness of one who records a single decision, stores it carefully, and refuses revision. Monquel was LTO'd and preserved the decision to buy a karaoke machine until morning. LTP'd adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which a companion is temporary, casual, or permitted to leave. Raeven became LTP'd and described the taxi driver as her long-term partner by midnight. LTPS'd adj. Of a drinker who has become low-temperature in movement, with every gesture conducted in slow layers. Jacquia was LTPS'd on the stairs, each carefully planned footfall arriving several seconds late. LTR'd adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken a single shared round for a lasting attachment. Sheila became LTR'd over half a lager and began planning future visits with the regular. LTRA'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring the company to block every further invitation to continue. Dacorey was LTRA'd at closing, so Mohamed-ali intercepted every suggestion of another establishment.