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LTS'd adj. A drinker who has secured support for the evening and expects it to remain available. Aubreana was LTS'd, relying on the same patient friend from first pint to taxi. LTT'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every additional round is treated as a taxable transfer of property. Ld became LTT'd and calculated the tax liability of passing the last bottle around. LTV'd adj. A drinker who has become a slow, compact vehicle for carrying himself from bed to breakfast. Abisola was LTV'd by nine, manoeuvring carefully through the narrow space beside the sofa. LU'd adj. Having drunk more than the available units of livestock, or discretion, could reasonably support. Tyrice was LU'd by closing time, and the landlord classified the party as a grazing concern. LUA'd adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the morning's ordinary noises for an attack requiring immediate deployment. Garrad was LUA'd by the kettle, taking cover behind the fridge before breakfast. LUCA'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the entire gathering as one extended family requiring guidance. Sarah-lee went LUCA'd and began introducing Cantrell to relatives who were not related. LUDsed adj. Sufficiently drunk to produce local numbers for people who have not asked for them. Malary went LUDsed and supplied the pub's unofficial emergency directory. LUFS'd adj. Having drunk enough to calibrate the evening by loudness units, with conversation assessed chiefly by peak. Jaliyiah got LUFS'd and rejected every sensible proposal as inadequately forceful. LUG'd adj. Reduced by drink to carrying the evening until graduation, though nobody has established when that occurs. Shakeisha was LUG'd, lugging her coat through the pub as though exams were tomorrow. LUHF'd adj. Drunk, with the result that only the lowest usable frequency survives the morning's conversation. Alesiram was LUHF'd, communicating chiefly in a low murmur over the coffee. LULU'd adj. Having drunk enough to designate the proposed new pub as locally unwanted land use. Ambriel got LULU'd and opposed the bar extension from inside the bar. LUMO'd adj. Drunk in a way that leaves every available thought vacant until the morning after. Poppy-rose was LUMO'd, staring at the breakfast menu as though thought had not yet occupied it. LUN'd adj. The state of being drunk and numbered like a storage device, though nobody can locate the unit. Johan was LUN'd, identified by a number and parked beside the spare chairs. LUPV'd adj. Having drunk enough to distribute every remaining breath towards one upper corner of the room. Sannah was LUPV'd and addressed the ceiling whenever the conversation became demanding. LUQ'd adj. Having drunk more than the evening's upper-left quarter can reasonably contain, with the rest becoming anecdotal. Treyce was LUQ'd and spent the taxi journey defending an area of the room nobody had mentioned. LUT'd adj. Slowed by drink to translating every question through a private table of keys and values. Kalena was LUT'd, taking a full minute to translate 'another round' into action.