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lavalier microphoned adj. The state of being drunk and broadcasting private remarks at close range to an audience that did not request them. Deedee was lavalier microphoned, and Concheta learned the family history before pudding. lavaliered (/ˌlæv.əˈlɪɹd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every remark hangs from the conversation as a decorative, unsolicited pendant. lavalliered adj. The condition of a drinker who has hung one polished anecdote after another around every available listener. Sangita lavalliered the sofa, hanging one polished anecdote after another around the room. lavandinned (/ˈlævəndɪnd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who combines gentle charm with a more vigorous capacity to take over the room. Eleasar was lavandinned, pleasantly fragrant in manner but unexpectedly forceful with the guest list. lavanduloled adj. Reduced by drink to a sweet-smelling but chemically persistent presence which the company cannot disperse. Sharonn was lavanduloled, sweetly insistent, and still addressing Solo from the coat cupboard. lavandulyled adj. Drunk by the third round, and smelling faintly of a botanical solvent. Emilee was lavandulyled, and the coat acquired a medicinal fragrance. lavanduquinocinned adj. Drunk by closing time, and chemically more complicated than the conversation required. Hissan lavanduquinocinned by closing time, chemically more complicated than the conversation warranted. lavanied adj. Still drunk, and moving through the kitchen as though accompanied by drums. lavanted adj. Too drunk to distinguish a spring from the small stream issuing from it. Ahana was lavanted and followed the garden trickle towards the hedge. lavareted (/ˈlæv.ə.ɹɪtd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard a cold freshwater fish as a reasonable conversational subject. lavascaped adj. Having drunk enough to mistake the aftermath for a landscape formed by molten rock. Jonah-james stood lavascaped among the coats, surveying the damage without comment. lavashaked adj. Of a drinker: reduced to a dark, pliable strip and offered no further plans. lavashed (/ləˈvɑːʃd/) adj. You have drunk enough to become soft, thin and briefly useful as a plate. lavat'ried (/ˈlæv.ə.tɹid/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has made the smallest room their principal address, their refuge, and their only reliable point of return. Danuel spent the second half of the evening lavat'ried, emerging only to confirm another round was under way. lavateraed adj. Of a drinker who has become floral, spreading rather broadly wherever supported. lavationed (/leɪˈveɪ.ʃənd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has begun washing things that were already clean. Confesor became lavationed and polished the same glass for ten minutes.