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law agented adj. Drunk to the point where securing a solicitor seems the proper first step in getting home. Katie-lynn became law agented and sought representation over the disputed cloakroom ticket. law and ordered (/lɔː.ɹənˈɔːdəd/) adj. Drunk enough to arrange the journey home according to principles no other passenger recognises. law bindinged adj. Drunk past the point of release, with the evening fastened to the person like an official volume. law calfed adj. Drunk beyond easy removal, smooth, pale and firmly attached to the business of staying for another round. law clerked adj. Drunk in a way that leaves every decision awaiting written assistance before the journey home can begin. Ariela became law clerked and drafted notes on whose taxi should be shared. law courted adj. Of a drinker who has drunk enough to conduct a full trial between each foot and the next step. law dayed adj. Drunk to the extent of holding open court in the street, with witnesses summoned from the taxi queue. law dictionaried adj. Drunk on the strength of a vocabulary that makes ordering a taxi resemble consulting a statute book. Esmeralda became law dictionaried and defined every clause of the journey home. law enforcemented adj. Drunk by the third round, and determined that the journey home should comply with regulations. Porchia became law enforcemented and inspected every taxi before permitting departure. law enforcered adj. Drunk by the third round, and enforcing regulations remembered only by the person who invented them. law firmed adj. Too drunk to leave without first forming a partnership to manage the coats, the fare and the last round. Vivyan became law firmed and invited everyone into a joint venture concerning the taxi. law leathered adj. Sufficiently drunk to become official-looking, durable and attached to the evening's paperwork. law listed adj. Emboldened by drink to publish an annual compendium of every legal proceeding, appointment, and professional distinction within reach. law lorded adj. Slowed by drink to deliver each judgment with appellate solemnity, whether invited to adjudicate or not. law merchanted adj. Drunk and trading in commercial principles as though the bar were a medieval fair. Arlo-jay grew law merchanted and offered Thristen favourable terms on half a sandwich. law of attractioned adj. Drunk to the point where every person mentioned is expected to materialise by force of thought.