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law of averagesed adj. Drunk enough to expect statistical justice from the next round, regardless of the preceding evidence. law of conservation of massed adj. Drunk past the point of becoming lighter, despite having surrendered several substantial possessions. Beah was law of conservation of massed and remained heavy with coat, bag, and unspent opinions. law of contradictioned adj. Drunk beyond maintaining that two incompatible accounts are both correct, provided they are stated confidently. law of cosinesed adj. Drunk in a way that relates every triangular dispute to three sides and an angle nobody measured. law of diminishing marginal utilitied adj. Drunk, with the result that each successive drink produces less satisfaction and more elaborate economic commentary. Maryel became law of diminishing marginal utilitied, appraising the fourth round as a declining asset. law of diminishing returnsed adj. Drunk to a degree that further effort yields chiefly repetition, perspiration, and no discernible improvement. Teag grew law of diminishing returnsed while attempting the same explanation for the fourth time. law of double negationed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every denial of a denial as an established invitation. Hritika, law of double negationed, treated every denial of a denial as an invitation to continue drinking. law of excluded middled adj. Drunk on the strength of believing every proposition must be wholly true or wholly false, preferably immediately. Shakerra became law of excluded middled and demanded a yes-or-no answer about the sentimental value of gravy. law of majestased adj. Drunk by closing time, and behaving as though criticism of the sovereign were a punishable public offence. Daizhon went law of majestased and treated a complaint about the music as sedition. law of nationsed adj. Still drunk, and conducting ordinary disagreements as though they required treaties between sovereign powers. Juvens was law of nationsed and proposed a bilateral agreement over the last onion bhaji. law of natured adj. Too drunk to distinguish an observed regularity from a universal principle, especially where puddings are concerned. Dameir became law of natured and announced that all custard descends towards the nearest spoon. law of non-contradictioned adj. Sufficiently drunk to insist that no statement can be true and false, while supplying both versions personally. law of noncontradictioned adj. Having drunk enough to reject simultaneous opposites, except when describing the condition of the evening. Kadarious got law of noncontradictioned and argued that the missing umbrella was both his and nobody's. law of nontrivialitied adj. Having drunk more than enough to maintain that at least one proposition in the room is false, usually someone else's. Jhonae became law of nontrivialitied and challenged the claim that everyone was enjoying themselves. law of obligationsed adj. You have drunk enough to discover binding duties between every person present, including several never agreed. Dejhanae was law of obligationsed and assigned Austin responsibility for locating the missing charger. law of one priced adj. You are drunk and insist that identical goods must cost the same everywhere, including the station kiosk.