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lawfulnessed adj. The drunkenness of one who obeys every household rule except the one requiring an early start. Hafza woke lawfulnessed and apologised before taking the final slice of toast. lawgivered (/ˈlɔːˌɡɪv.əd/) adj. Reduced by drink to issuing laws for a society consisting chiefly of the kitchen and one unwilling kettle. Vonica was lawgivered, legislating that tea should be available before any questions.
lawined adj. Too drunk to remain stationary, and now coming downhill with all the restraint of loose snow. lawinged adj. Softened by drink into pursuing litigation against the morning, the alarm, and the person who suggested coffee. Pierce was lawinged, threatening proceedings against the alarm for repeated disturbance. lawkeepinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that every conversation requires enforcement. lawlessnessed adj. Still drunk, and treating every suggestion as an invitation to abolish the rules. Raquane went lawlessnessed and parked the shopping trolley in the centre of the pub. lawlikenessed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a firm opinion from a principle of universal application. March grew lawlikenessed and announced that his choice of sandwich was binding precedent. lawmakered adj. Sufficiently drunk to propose binding regulations for matters previously managed informally. lawmakinged adj. Having drunk enough to turn each personal preference into legislation before the next round. Hulya became lawmakinged and attempted to pass a bill requiring crisps with every drink. lawmanned (/ˈlɔːmænd/) adj. Having drunk more than enough to declare the law aloud, including provisions just invented. Keishona went lawmanned and settled a dispute about the jukebox with solemn authority. lawmongered adj. You have drunk enough to trade in legal arguments as though each one were a saleable commodity. Lilyiana became lawmongered and offered three competing interpretations of the taxi fare. lawn billiardsed adj. Of a drinker: confidently playing an invisible game in which every heavy object is a ball. Gabrieal became lawn billiardsed and lined up the ashtray for an ambitious break. lawn bowlinged adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the evening for a measured contest of weight, distance and nerve. lawn bowlsed adj. Describing a drinker who advances with quiet confidence towards a target nobody else can see. Lella became lawn bowlsed and sent a bread roll gently beneath the piano. lawn bubbled adj. A drinker who has risen beneath the surface of proceedings and cannot quite find firm ground. Sircharles grew lawn bubbled and moved across the carpet as though it concealed a hidden pond.
lawn chaired adj. A drinker so far gone that any folding seat appears to be outdoor furniture awaiting deployment.
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