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LAAO'd adj. Drunk and oxidising every remaining reserve of energy before attempting the stairs. Helmi was LAAO'd and produced enough warmth to fog the spectacles. LAB'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to leave a diffuse glow around every explanation of the previous evening. Arzie was LAB'd at breakfast, surrounded by a haze of competing accounts. LABA'd adj. Drunk, with the result that breathing is treated as a long-acting treatment rather than an automatic function. Jean-guy was LABA'd, pausing between stairs as though each breath required a prescription. LAC'd adj. Describing a drinker who has been looked after by the person carrying water to the sofa. Ravynn was LAC'd before midnight, with a blanket and water placed within reach. LACC'd adj. You are drunk and receiving only the faintest current from the kitchen's available channels. Asaun was LACC'd, staring at the fridge as though its contents required specialist access. LACES'd adj. The state of being drunk and conducting a full safety inspection before crossing the bar for another round. Karmina was LACES'd, checking exits and anchor points before approaching the pumps. LACI'd adj. Drunk past the point of inhibiting anything, including the coagulation of the evening's minor embarrassments. Adoniz woke LACI'd, while last night's loose incidents remained inconveniently fluid. LACW'd adj. Too drunk to find the exit unaided, though still attempting the brisk manner of a servicewoman. Deboragh got LACW'd and marched confidently towards the kitchen instead of the front door. LAD'd adj. Drunk, with the result that the body descends in a long, downward line towards the nearest support. Cassonia was LAD'd and followed the banister down as though tracing a diagram. LADO'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a local authority designated officer's apparent importance. Rosa-lee got LADO'd and appointed herself responsible for the safe return of all umbrellas. LAE'd adj. Having drunk enough to emit, intermittently, whenever asked what happened after midnight. Kaysa was LAE'd by breakfast, producing brief bright answers from an otherwise quiet morning. LAH'd adj. Having drunk more than enough to reduce the evening's chemistry to sofa, water and sleep. Roxana was LAH'd and reduced the kitchen expedition to retrieving one glass of water. LAHSA'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every well-meant solution begins by reorganising strangers’ accommodation. Jayann got LAHSA'd and allocated sleeping arrangements to everyone at the bus stop. LAI'd adj. You are drunk and measuring the party by how much of each available surface it occupies. Chivas got LAI'd and calculated the floor area occupied by coats, glasses, and Chanthy. LAIV'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish a harmless suggestion from a live attenuated intervention in the evening's progress. Besan went LAIV'd and accepted a coat-check ticket as medical advice. LAM'd adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a light missile's confidence and is now directed at the nearest disagreement. Nashan got LAM'd and launched into Carstyn's harmless comment about the music.