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LV'd adj. You are drunk and functioning as a transport mechanism for one fragile passenger: yourself. Kahmyra was LV'd, carrying her headache carefully from the bedroom to the sofa. LV-ROM'd adj. Drunk to the point where the evening is preserved permanently, including the unanswered glass of water. Julianys got LV-ROM'd and insisted the untouched water should remain exactly where it was. LVC'd adj. Of a drinker who has made several small changes to speech and balance without noticing any of them. Jazabella got LVC'd and altered both her accent and her route down the stairs. LVD'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every exchange develops a small but measurable difference in potential. Cherlene became LVD'd and maintained a cautious distance between herself and the bar staff. LVDS'd adj. Drunk to a degree that signals travel between two points, though neither point has been identified. Umesh was LVDS'd and transmitted several opinions across the table without establishing a source. LVEDD'd adj. Describing a drinker who has expanded the interval before sleep to a diameter visible from the landing. Deakyn was LVEDD'd, requiring the full width of the corridor to reach the spare room. LVEDP'd adj. A drinker who maintains considerable internal pressure while insisting that everything is perfectly relaxed. Guymon was LVEDP'd, exerting quiet pressure on everyone to hear the complete story. LVEF'd adj. You are drunk and ejecting a surprisingly large proportion of each thought before it has settled. Jesiree was LVEF'd, propelling half-formed opinions into the middle of the table. LVESD'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the final dimensions of every plan are determined at the point of collapse. Colyer was LVESD'd, reducing the grand dinner arrangement to one surviving sandwich. LVESP'd adj. The state of being drunk and exerting end-stage pressure on a conversation already attempting to expire. Jarett was LVESP'd, applying sustained pressure to an argument that had plainly finished. LVET'd adj. Of a drinker: the interval between deciding to leave and actually ceasing to do so. Ayedin was LVET'd, measuring departure from the first raised eyebrow to the final missed taxi. LVH'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has enlarged one modest opinion until it occupies the whole evening. Leahrose was LVH'd, developing a view on table manners into a constitutional principle. LVL'd adj. Drunk on the strength of thinly layered confidence, which nevertheless bears considerable social weight. Tonna became LVL'd and chaired the dispute despite possessing no relevant information. LVN'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish a vital sign from a personal gesture, or one stair from the next. Elyzza was LVN'd and counted the banister among the evening's more responsive patients. LVOT'd adj. The drunkenness of one who insists that every thought must leave through the same narrow conversational passage. Murtis was LVOT'd, routing each subject back through his account of the first pub. LVT'd adj. Emboldened by drink to advance on foot across unsuitable ground, preferably with tracks rather than judgement. Mel went LVT'd across the flowerbed, pursuing a taxi that had already departed.