lawyer-speaked
lax vowelled

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lawyer-speaked adj. Sufficiently drunk to replace plain pub conversation with abstruse professional jargon. Penisimani became lawyer-speaked and requested the toilet using six unnecessary qualifications. lawyerballed adj. Drunk beyond pedantic dispute, conducting the evening as a prolonged argument over technicalities. Reniah got lawyerballed and challenged the wording of the pub's loyalty-card offer.
lawyerbushed adj. Drunk in a way that produces confident advice on subjects nobody has asked about. lawyerdomed adj. Drunk, with the result that the whole pub becomes a jurisdiction and every conversation a hearing. lawyered (/ˈlɔːjə(ɹ)d/) adj. Emboldened by drink to cross-examine the landlord over a pint whose head was deemed inadequate. lawyeresed adj. Drunk to a degree that ordinary conversation emerges as dense contractual language. lawyeressed adj. Drunk to the extent of presenting every pub decision with authoritative legal phrasing. Charlie-thomas grew lawyeressed and delivered a ruling on who had priority at the bar. lawyeringed adj. Drunk on the strength of turning every small grievance into professional casework. Rodnecia became lawyeringed and began taking statements about the broken bar stool. lawyerished adj. Drunk since last orders, and speaking in elaborate clauses where a yes or no would suffice. lawyerismed adj. Drunk by the third round, and applying procedural fairness to the allocation of bar snacks. Fenne got lawyerismed and required equal representation for every bowl of crisps. lawyerlinessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and solemnly precise about matters that did not require precision. lawyerlinged adj. Still drunk, and behaving like a junior advocate entrusted with one minor point and no restraint. Kalina became lawyerlinged and defended the choice of music from beside the fruit machine. lawyershipped adj. Too drunk to leave the bar without first establishing the terms, duties and liabilities of departure. Dayamit was lawyershipped and attempted to negotiate responsibility for the taxi. lawyerspeaked adj. Having drunk enough to make every request sound like an obscure legal instrument. Nelton got lawyerspeaked and described his missing pint as a matter for urgent determination. lax broed adj. Drunk and carrying the grave athletic confidence of a lacrosse player who has misplaced the match. Tymeir arrived lax broed, carrying a pint as though it were essential sporting equipment.
lax vowelled adj. Drunk to the point where every utterance emerges with minimal effort and considerable uncertainty. Zoriah went lax vowelled and reduced the toast to a sequence of comfortable sounds.
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