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LVW'd adj. Describing a drinker who has reached the kerb with the full vehicle, coat and passenger weight aboard. Poet was LVW'd by closing time, occupying the taxi with coat, bags and an unrequested passenger. LW'd adj. Reduced by drink to occupying the leftmost portion of every arrangement, whether political, anatomical or merely social. Chelsea-ann was LW'd, taking the left-hand seat and defending it as a matter of doctrine. LWA'd adj. A drinker so far gone that personal liberation has become a reason to regulate the room. Adrainne got LWA'd and introduced compulsory opinions at the corner table. LWB'd adj. You are drunk and allowing the long distance between the wheels to influence your route home. Renny became LWB'd and took the wide turn into the flowerbed. LWIR'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and radiating a long, faint warmth detectable chiefly by those nearest the exit. Thedy was LWIR'd and still glowing faintly beside the closed bar. LWL'd adj. Slowed by drink to learn from every surface encountered, including the carpet, sofa and kitchen floor. Anikah was LWL'd, pausing at each household surface as though it offered a course in living. LWNJ'd adj. The state of being drunk and confidently presenting an untested theory as public policy. Fayelynn got LWNJ'd and proposed solving the queue with a parliamentary committee. LWOP'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and apparently willing to forgo both wages and explanation. Cansel was LWOP'd by nine, having abandoned the shift without negotiating remuneration. LWOST'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a tide table and behaving as though the coast had personally invited you. Kernisha grew LWOST'd and announced the harbour's exact condition to the barmaid. LWP'd adj. The state of being drunk and sentenced, in effect, to remain at the bar without prospect of release. Dewey sat LWP'd through the final round, receiving no remission from the landlord. LWR'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and exhibiting roughness at every boundary between intention and execution. Meahan was LWR'd, with each carefully planned movement acquiring a visibly uneven edge. LWSS'd adj. Too drunk to remain still, but small enough to travel repeatedly across the same surface. Jennaveve was LWSS'd and crossed the kitchen in a reliable four-step cycle. LWT'd adj. Having drunk enough to proceed in a straight line with the discretion of a torpedo. Bako went LWT'd through the buffet and stopped at the curtains. LX'd adj. Of a drinker: surrounded by comfort in theory, and negotiating a kebab in practice. Keinya was LX'd and treated the takeaway counter as a private dining room. LY'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to measure the walk home in distances nobody else can see. Shaneisha got LY'd and insisted the corner shop was several years away. LYBUNT'd adj. Of a drinker: generous last year, absent-minded this year, and certain the pledge was renewed. Tondia was LYBUNT'd and promised the charity a donation she could no longer locate.