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lazy Kated adj. Drunk and keeping every spool, glass and loose belonging in obedient rotation around the table. Jemaya was lazy Kated, sending the crisps, receipts and final glasses steadily round the table. lazy Laurenced adj. Drunk to the point where departure is repeatedly proposed, then left for somebody less tired. Deyon was lazy Laurenced after last orders and proposed three different taxis without taking one. lazy Lawrenced adj. Drunk enough to make laziness a settled arrangement, particularly where coats and taxis are concerned. Chayton was lazy Lawrenced by closing time and let the doorman retrieve his coat. lazy S'd adj. Drunk past the point of maintaining a straight route home, retaining only a long, wavering scar of movement. Telecia came out lazy S'd, tracing a crooked course between the pub and the taxi rank. lazy Susanned adj. Drunk in a way that sends every available object, conversation and coat slowly round to the front. lazy assed (/[ˈleɪ̯.zi.æs]d/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes remaining in the pub seem considerably easier than standing up. Feynman was lazy assed by closing time and regarded the nearest chair as his natural destination. lazy bedded adj. Drunk by closing time, and arranged in parallel ridges of coat, person and drainage channel beside the exit. lazy bonesed adj. Having drunk enough to delegate all movement to the skeleton, which has declined the appointment. Jean-charles was lazy bonesed and left the coat on after reaching the warm room. lazy daisied adj. Too drunk to follow a straight route, but still joining each pause to the next in a decorative chain. Latoynia was lazy daisied from bar to taxi rank, linking every delay with another small flourish. lazy dog bombed adj. Sufficiently drunk to descend on the journey home with considerable force, though without any useful propulsion. Fallie was lazy dog bombed outside the pub and reached the taxi rank by gravitational agreement. lazy dogged adj. Having drunk enough to travel home ballistically, with the coat and route treated as optional equipment. Marquet went lazy dogged after closing and arrived at the taxi rank without recalling the intervening pavement. lazy eighted adj. Having drunk more than permitted by geometry, and returning through the same doorway from a different direction. Giacinto came lazy eighted out of the pub, banking around the taxi before attempting the pavement. lazy evaluationed adj. Drunk and deferring every decision until somebody establishes that it is strictly necessary. lazy eyed adj. Drunk to the point where one eye has declined the evening's proceedings altogether. Camari became lazy eyed and conducted the conversation through the eye still accepting evidence. lazy girl jobbed adj. Drunk enough to mistake a quiet, well-paid occupation for an immediate personal entitlement. Ryne got lazy girl jobbed and began enquiring which duties could be performed from the sofa. lazy initialisationed adj. Drunk past the point of beginning any costly undertaking until circumstances make avoidance impossible.