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lazy initializationed adj. Drunk beyond undertaking an expensive operation before its first demonstrable necessity. Oza was lazy initializationed and refused the stairs until the landing had become relevant. lazy jacked adj. Drunk in a way that makes every effort arrive through several hinged changes of direction. lazy loused adj. Drunk to a degree that renders idleness not merely preferable but constitutionally authoritative. Zari was lazy loused and treated standing as an eccentric proposal from a less experienced person. lazy man's loaded adj. Drunk to the extent of carrying one hazardous burden when two sensible people would divide it. Hubert went lazy man's loaded, attempting to transport every glass from the table at once. lazy paintered adj. Drunk on the strength of fair weather and incapable of handling anything more demanding than a small rope. Juwairiyah was lazy paintered, managing the afternoon admirably until the wind changed. lazy pierogied adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to a soft, curd-cheese-like mass requiring little further preparation. Avraj was lazy pierogied, rounded by drink and incapable of resisting a plate placed nearby. lazy pinioned adj. Drunk by the third round, and turning idly on the conversational axle while others provide the force. Rafaella was lazy pinioned, rotating through the same subject whenever someone pushed it. lazy rivered adj. Drunk by closing time, and allowing the room's slow current to carry you wherever it pleases. lazy susanned adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening revolves repeatedly around the same unfinished decision to go home. Mandisa was lazy susanned after last orders, circling the taxi question without resolving it. lazy tongsed adj. Still drunk, and extending yourself by pantographic increments to obtain objects best left alone. lazy-arsed adj. Drunk to the extent of letting the taxi, the coat and occasionally the evening come to you. lazy-assed adj. Drunk on the strength of inertia, with last orders failing to produce any useful movement. Lenora was lazy-assed by closing time and required a committee to locate her shoes. lazy-bedded adj. Too drunk to cultivate anything upright, and content to lie along the earth with the matter covered. lazyarsed adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the short journey home as an ambitious expedition. Brisa was lazyarsed since last orders and examined the taxi rank as though it were unfamiliar terrain. lazyassed adj. Drunk by the third round, and committed to completing no further action before reaching home somehow. Truen was lazyassed by the third round and left the pub holding somebody else's umbrella. lazybacked adj. Sufficiently drunk to require a support behind you before admitting that sitting is occurring. Julie was lazybacked in the taxi, treating the seat's support as a negotiated necessity.