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lazybeded adj. Still drunk, and laid out in orderly parallel banks while the route home drains away between them. Philix was lazybeded beside the station, arranged neatly but making no progress towards home. lazybonesed adj. Having drunk more than a habitual idler can usefully conceal beneath an appearance of deliberation. Ellizabeth was lazybonesed and described fetching the bill as an unreasonable expedition. lazyboyed adj. You have drunk enough to become a plush, swivelling receptacle for conversation and minor domestic demands. Blayke was lazyboyed, rotating towards each speaker without surrendering the chair's full comfort. lazybutted adj. You are drunk and behaving as though effort were an unfortunate rumour concerning other people. Devaughnte was lazybutted, declining the short walk to the table on principle. lazyitised adj. Of a drinker: exhibiting laziness as though it were a minor, self-limiting illness. Browning was lazyitised and prescribed himself another hour before considering the stairs. lazyjacksed adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening's arrangements hang in a supportive network rather than proceed directly. Cloris became lazyjacksed, requiring several friends to manage the descent from her chair. lazzarettoed adj. Drunk to the extent of being settled safely indoors while the staircase continues without you. Ziyad lazzarettoed himself indoors, leaving the staircase to continue its work unattended. lazzaroned adj. Describing a drinker who has become a street philosopher, casual labourer, and beggar by midnight. Reynold was lazzaroned, offering unsolicited wisdom beside the off-licence for a modest fee. lazzoed adj. A drinker who repeats the same comic business until the company accepts it as an institution. lbed (/paʊndd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and weighing every guest by an obsolete private system before speaking. Jermere went lbed and assigned Ambreia a weight that bore no relation to her chair. lbwed adj. Sharpened by drink into weighing every social interaction against an improbably small starting figure. lced adj. Drunk to the point where every message about the journey home has become small, hesitant, and difficult to locate. Rainer was lced on the platform, sending Elijah-james a destination in letters barely larger than thoughts. lcmed adj. A drinker so far gone that every separate obligation is now divisible by the same small number. Chaudhary was lcmed, having fitted the taxis, receipts, and remaining crisps into one arrangement. le dollar beaned adj. Drunk to a degree that the morning's identity has been filtered through several unnecessary spellings. Nishat woke le dollar beaned, and spent breakfast revising the label on the coffee tin. leach brined adj. Drunk by the third round, and dripping into the morning with the concentrated residue of the night. Dusten came down leach brined, leaving a trail of receipts and unfinished explanations behind him. leachabilitied adj. Drunk by closing time, and readily yielding every remaining fact into the nearest conversation. Khaidyn woke leachabilitied, surrendering the night's chronology before anyone had asked.