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leaderlessnessed adj. Drunk past the point of recognising who is in charge, including yourself and possibly the landlord. Josericardo became leaderlessnessed and asked the barman who was responsible for the music. leadermanned adj. Drunk beyond trusting your own descent, requiring a foreign navigator for the walk to the toilets. Kailynn went leadermanned and accepted directions to the loo from someone waiting for a taxi. leadership spilled adj. Still drunk, and treating the party’s vacant chair as open to whoever is nearest the bar. Rolayne was leadership spilled, nominating herself between two quiet sips. leadershipped (/ˈliːdəʃɪpd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes the whole table follow you into a round nobody budgeted for. Vinna got leadershipped and led four reluctant regulars towards an unnecessarily ambitious final round. leadfielded adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the patch beside the pub seem a productive mining district. Aarian got leadfielded and spent closing time prospecting the gravel outside the back door. leadfooted adj. Drunk to the extent of flooring the accelerator whenever the conversation requires subtlety. leadhanded adj. Drunk on the strength of supervising everyone else's pints while neglecting the one in your hand. leadhillited adj. Drunk since last orders, and soft, pale and mineral in manner beside the fruit machine. Everlie stood leadhillited by the fruit machine, soft-spoken and immovable after last orders. leadholdered adj. Drunk by the third round, and steadily replacing each sensible thought with another expendable one. Shreeta got leadholdered and kept producing fresh plans, each one needing replacement before dawn. leadinessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying the heavy, dull certainty of something left in the cellar. leading axled adj. Sufficiently drunk to roll forward under borrowed momentum while the driving parts contribute little. Lyv went leading axled and coasted through the pub doorway behind a helpful friend. leading cased adj. Having drunk enough to settle the law of the matter, particularly when the matter is whose round it is. Mikel became leading cased and delivered a binding judgement on the unpaid bowl of crisps. leading diagonaled adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with a straight line, while preserving a determined forward direction. Earlee got leading diagonaled and crossed the pub by the longest possible slant. leading edged adj. You have drunk enough to make the frontmost edge of every table a navigational hazard. Kiska became leading edged and negotiated the bar by grazing each table with one shoulder. leading indicatored adj. Drunk to the point where tomorrow's collapse is already evident, though tonight's concern is finding the lavatory. Tirra was leading indicatored, searching for the lavatory while tomorrow's collapse announced itself. leading ladied adj. Drunk enough to deliver the principal performance of the evening, despite having been cast only as a guest.