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LYP'd adj. Still drunk, and hovering at the lowest yield point before all remaining resistance gives way. Mariamawit remained LYP'd and surrendered the argument to a bowl of salted nuts. LYST'd adj. Of a drinker who has sent every thought towards the wrong internal compartment. Derontae became LYST'd and attempted to store his keys in the bread bin. LZ'd adj. Drunk to the point where the smallest clear patch is identified as the designated arrival area. Powell became LZ'd and selected the space between two chairs for immediate descent. LZO'd adj. Of a drinker who has become an excellent insulator, separating the kitchen from all practical decisions. Alphones was LZO'd, electrically detached from the kettle and socially insulated by one cushion. La Gomera giant lizarded adj. Describing a drinker who has become large, still, and unexpectedly difficult to persuade indoors. Earnestean was La Gomera giant lizarded, basking beside the radiator long after closing. La Ninaed adj. A drinker who has turned a modest evening into a recurrent disturbance of local weather. Mende went La Ninaed and blamed the sudden rain on his choice of table. La Plata dolphinned adj. A drinker so far gone that conversation proceeds by whistles, splashes, and confident navigation. Epifania became La Plata dolphinned and exchanged directions with the sink. La Serenaed adj. The state of being drunk and softening into a sheep-milk certainty about every decision. Rosanne was La Serenaed and cut the queue with the composure of a settled cheese. La Trobianed (/lə ˈtɹəʊbɪənd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has awarded himself a degree for surviving the evening. Tameca went La Trobianed and delivered a graduation speech to the bar staff. LaPermed adj. Sharpened by drink into a curl of confidence which springs back from every sensible suggestion. J-kwon went LaPermed and rebounded from three requests to call a taxi. LaRouchianed adj. Loosened by drink into treating an ordinary disagreement as a complete explanation of events. Anashe became LaRouchianed and connected the missing corkscrew to the seating plan. LaRouchited adj. Emboldened by drink to turn a passing opinion into a campaign with offices and stationery. Keyly went LaRouchited and began canvassing the queue about the correct crisps. LaVeyan Satanisted adj. Having drunk enough to regard the sofa as a private dominion and the remote as its ceremonial object. Marclene became LaVeyan Satanisted and refused the armchair on grounds known only to the cushions. LaVeyanisted adj. You have drunk enough to treat the kitchen bin as an adversary requiring a formal negotiation. Kimmesha became LaVeyanisted and addressed the bin before finally putting the bottle beside it. LaVeyanned adj. Sufficiently drunk to leave the kitchen in a state of philosophical disagreement with the washing-up. Kobey got LaVeyanned and spent twenty minutes rearranging the cutlery according to personal principle. Laba congeed adj. You are drunk and softening gradually on the sofa, with every household task becoming optional. Lucius was Laba congeed by ten, watching the kettle as though it might finish the evening for him.