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Laba porridged adj. Of a drinker: reduced to a warm domestic mixture, requiring a spoon, a blanket and no further plans. Virjinia was Laba porridged, accepting toast from the kitchen without attempting to sit upright. Labadisted adj. Of a drinker who has formed a small, earnest community around the sofa and its available snacks. Tammra got Labadisted and invited the cushions to share the remaining crackers. Labarraque's liquorred adj. Describing a drinker who has disinfected the evening of all unnecessary conversation and is now bleaching the kitchen towels. Yuika became Labarraque's liquorred and scrubbed one perfectly clean worktop until midnight. Labarraque's solutioned adj. You have drunk enough to disinfect the sofa by remaining upon it until morning. Bralyn was Labarraque's solutioned on the settee, preserving one clean glass beside him. Labbed adj. Drunk and curled into the sofa with the compact loyalty of a dog awaiting its walk. Nayome got Labbed and remained beside the water glass until someone brought it closer. Labor Dayed adj. A drinker so far gone that the end of summer is marked by putting a blanket on the sofa. Cordon was Labor Dayed and announced the seasonal closure of the kitchen after making tea. Labor Zionismed adj. The state of being drunk and attempting to establish a fair arrangement between the sofa, the blanket and the water. Merchant became Labor Zionismed and negotiated equal cushion access with the household cat. Laborited adj. The drunkenness of one who has promised practical assistance in the kitchen and now governs from the sofa. Xaviera became Laborited and offered several policies for dealing with the unwashed glasses. Labour Dayed adj. Reduced by drink to observing the end of summer through a blanket, a takeaway and one carefully positioned glass of water. Sheril was Labour Dayed and treated the sofa as the proper venue for closing the season. Labour Zionismed adj. The condition of a drinker who has divided the remaining household duties equitably, then taken the sofa. Erhan got Labour Zionismed and allocated the washing-up before quietly abandoning it. Labourited (/ˈleɪbəˌɹaɪtd/) adj. Softened by drink into a person who believes every domestic dispute can be settled over tea. Victoriya became Labourited and offered the kettle a conciliatory role in the evening. Laboyaed adj. Sharpened by drink into delivering one precise household observation, usually about the state of the fridge. Loreene got Laboyaed and identified the missing yoghurt without opening the fridge. Labradaned adj. Loosened by drink into occupying the sofa at considerable breadth, with a tail of cushions behind. Angeles became Labradaned and left no practical route from the sofa to the kitchen. Labradoodled (/ˈlæb.ɹəˌduː.dl̩d/) adj. Emboldened by drink to retrieve water from the kitchen, despite the known hazards of the hallway. Herbey got Labradoodled and set off for the kitchen with the confidence of a minor expedition. Labrador Huskied adj. Drunk to the point where the sofa becomes a sled and the rug an adequate route to the kitchen. Wes became Labrador Huskied and crossed the rug on his knees to fetch water. Labrador ducked adj. Drunk enough to lower the head beneath the kitchen cupboards, though no one has asked this of you. Noris got Labrador ducked and inspected the floor beneath the sink for several minutes.