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learned (/lɜːnd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every fresh mistake is immediately treated as education. learned borrowinged adj. Drunk on the strength of a classical phrase remembered from school and misapplied to the crisps. Vauna got learned borrowinged and called the salted snacks a regrettable Latin inheritance. learned helplessnessed (/ˈlɝnd ˈhɛlplɪsnɪsd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and convinced that the coat, the taxi and the door are beyond intervention. Seoda sat learned helplessnessed beside the exit, awaiting rescue from her own scarf. learned societied adj. Having drunk more than was necessary to found an academic body around the fruit machine. Rolayne was learned societied and appointed officers during the interval. learned treatised adj. Drunk by closing time, and sufficiently authoritative to be admitted as evidence against the kebab. learnedismed (/ˈlɜːnɪdɪzəmd/) adj. Still drunk, and using words acquired in formal education where ordinary ones would have done. Margarie was learnedismed and requested refreshment in a phrase borrowed from a textbook. learnednessed adj. Too drunk to conceal a quality of learning, particularly when explaining the crisps. Jannene was learnednessed and corrected the menu while holding it upside down. learner permitted adj. Having drunk more than the provisional stage allows, yet still seeking permission to steer the evening. Eloa was learner permitted by closing time, still seeking permission to steer the evening home. learner's licensed adj. Having drunk enough to operate the conversation under supervision, but not the motor vehicle. learner's permitted adj. You have drunk enough to require supervision while navigating the short distance to the bar. learnered (/ˈlɜːnəd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to receive instruction from anyone, including the coat stand. learnershipped adj. You are drunk and enrolled in a practical course whose sole qualification is reaching the kebab shop. Destri was learnershipped and pursued vocational excellence in late-night chips. learnfared adj. Of a drinker: obliged to attend college for payment, but attending the pub for nothing. Ravinder was learnfared and claimed the bar tab constituted continuing education. learnificationed (/ˌlɜː(ɹ)nəfəˈkeɪʃənd/) adj. Of a drinker who has reduced every subject, including the landlord, to a learning opportunity. learning by teachinged adj. A drinker so far gone that explaining the route home becomes a lesson delivered to the pavement. Takecia was learning by teachinged and instructed the pavement on the principles of balance. learning content management systemed adj. The condition of a drinker who creates, organises and distributes material concerning another round. Ain was learning content management systemed and circulated the drinks list with solemn efficiency.