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lechered (/lɛt͡ʃ.ə(ɹ)d/) adj. The drunkenness of one who confuses every smile with an invitation and every invitation with a plan. Asadullah got lechered and offered the barmaid a detailed account of his romantic prospects. lecherered adj. Reduced by drink to pursue intimacy with the confidence of a man who has misunderstood the room. lecheried (/ˈlɛt͡ʃ.əɹ.id/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a single-minded appetite, with the practical details left to someone else. lecherousnessed adj. Softened by drink into an indiscriminate warmth, directed chiefly at people who are trying to leave. Ilyaas grew lecherousnessed and described the cloakroom attendant as his spiritual equal. lechfested adj. Loosened by drink into a gathering of prurient intentions, most of them poorly timed. Rosaicela went lechfested and turned a discussion of bus fares into an invitation. lechied adj. Emboldened by drink to mark out territory with a pole, despite having no territory to mark. Sherlly became lechied and placed a broom across the pavement to reserve her route home. lechoneraed adj. Drunk and conducting the evening like a roasted-pork restaurant whose kitchen has lost its timetable. lechonned adj. Slowed by drink to a gentle roast-pig pace, requiring encouragement before changing direction. Florane became lechonned and took seven minutes to negotiate the space beside the piano. lechuguillaed adj. Drunk to the point where you become desert-hardy, spiny in argument and difficult to relocate. lechwed (/ˈlɛt͡ʃweɪd/) adj. Drunk past the point of walking directly, favouring marshy detours and sudden, watchful pauses. lecinoxoided adj. Drunk beyond the point where judgement oxidises into a derivative form, still recognisable but no longer useful. Inger became lecinoxoided and revised the seating plan with a biro and complete authority. lecirelinned adj. Drunk in a way that turns a minor decision into a treatment protocol administered to everyone nearby. Oluwatomiwa became lecirelinned and prescribed the entire table a strict pudding regimen. lecithalitied adj. Drunk, with the result that every decision acquires a yolk: bright at the centre and difficult to separate. Presten became lecithalitied and joined two unrelated plans into one cheerful commitment. lecithinased adj. The state of being drunk and breaking the kitchen's oily remains into smaller, more manageable disappointments. Temeshia spent the evening lecithinased, separating the buttery residue from the frying pan. lecithined adj. Drunk to a degree that everything mixes with everything else, including plans that should remain separate. Monalisa became lecithined and combined the taxi arrangements with an invitation to karaoke. lecithinned (/ˈlɛs.ə.θɪnd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of emulsifying every disagreement, leaving a smooth mixture nobody can identify. Mabyn grew lecithinned and persuaded the arguing couple that an omelette would settle matters.