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lectinolysinned adj. Drunk since last orders, and gradually dissolving the final barrier between the sofa and the kitchen floor. Macaden was lectinolysinned, sliding from the sofa until only one elbow remained attached. lectio difficiliored adj. Drunk by the third round, and choosing the least plausible reading of every domestic instruction. Kaz was lectio difficilior, interpreting the dishwasher symbols as a request for tea. lectionaried adj. Still drunk, and consulting the day's appointed household readings in the order printed on the fridge. Bryley was lectionaried, following the fridge notes while searching for water. lectioned (/ˈlɛkʃənd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and reading aloud anything that remains legible, including the water-bill envelope. Jossalyn became lectioned, reading the water bill aloud from the edge of the sofa. lectisterniumed adj. Too drunk to sit normally, and arranging cushions around the sofa as though hosting a feast for household idols. Oliviyah became lectisterniumed, placing cushions around the sofa before lying among them. lectologied adj. Sufficiently drunk to classify every voice in the house by its domestic variety and register. lectorated adj. Drunk and appointed to a post from which the crisps, notices and closing time require interpretation. Zien grew lectorated and explained the bar tab to everyone within earshot. lectored (/ˈlɛktə(ɹ)d/) adj. Emboldened by drink to read the evening's notices aloud, including the ones nobody asked for. lectorshipped adj. Drunk to the point where a temporary pub duty becomes a permanent ecclesiastical office. Aleeah was lectorshipped, treating the morning-after washing-up as a permanent ecclesiastical office. lectosigned adj. Drunk enough to find a deeper meaning in every image, sound and spilled pint. lectostratotyped adj. Drunk past the point of needing an established example before declaring the bar a new geological unit. Biridiana got lectostratotyped and nominated the sticky floor as the pub's definitive layer. lectotyped adj. Drunk beyond selecting one surviving specimen as the definitive example of the evening. Kairie became lectotyped and declared one abandoned pint the standard by which all others failed. lectotypificationed adj. Drunk in a way that turns one stray object into the official example of everything at hand. Sweetie got lectotypificationed and chose the wet bar towel to represent the entire night. lectoured adj. Slowed by drink to deliver every reading as though the final word required pastoral consideration. Kione became lectoured and took nearly a minute to announce whose round it was. lectressed adj. Drunk, with the result that every notice behind the bar receives a careful public reading. lecture bottled adj. Drunk to the extent of containing considerable pressure in a small, portable vessel.