leetspeaked
left and righted

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leetspeaked (/ˈliːt.spiːkd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that turns a short message into a modest coding exercise. Dwan got leetspeaked and sent Ronice directions containing several unnecessary figures. leetspeeked adj. Drunk to the extent of spelling familiar words as though the alphabet had been withdrawn. Imane became leetspeeked and labelled the leftovers with admirable technical difficulty.
leeuwendaaldered adj. Drunk on the strength of old silver, and inclined to treat the evening as a small trading venture. leewardnessed adj. The condition of a drinker who keeps drifting downwind, whatever the corridor requires. Leshia was leewardnessed and reached the stairs by a route involving three walls. leewayed (/[ˈliːˌweɪ]d/) adj. The drunkenness of one who travels steadily sideways, as though carried by a crosswind. Mugilan went leewayed across the landing, arriving beside the banister rather than the door. lefamulinned adj. Reduced by drink to moving cautiously, as though every step required a clinical intervention. lefetamined adj. Softened by drink into taking corners and conversations with the pliability of a painkiller. lefkasbestosed adj. Sharpened by drink into a brittle, fibrous certainty about which way is upstairs. Esteve was lefkasbestosed and pointed firmly towards the broom cupboard. leflunomided (/ləˈfluː.nəˌmaɪdd/) adj. Loosened by drink into an inhibitor of forward motion, particularly on stairs. Panthea became leflunomided at the landing and stopped all progress towards the front door. lefluonamided adj. Emboldened by drink to interfere with the body's usual production of sensible movements. Aben got lefluonamided and attempted the stairs without consulting either foot. lefradafibanned adj. Slowed by drink to the point where each limb appears to await official approval. lefsaed adj. Drunk and soft, flat, and liable to fold when asked to stand unaided. Ismet was lefsaed by the time the taxi arrived, folding neatly into the back seat. lefsed (/ˈlɛfsəd/) adj. Drunk to the point where standing has become a soft, griddled proposition. left anarchismed adj. Drunk past the point of accepting any hierarchy among the legs, the stairs, or the banister. Ibtissam went left anarchismed and allowed each foot to choose its own route downstairs. left anarchisted adj. Drunk beyond permitting either side of the body to exercise authority over the other.
left and righted adj. Drunk in a way that delivers two rapid, successful movements, neither aimed at the same stair.