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left-handered adj. Softened by drink into someone who reaches left first, especially for water and forgiveness. Anslei was left-handered by breakfast and found the glass only after feeling along the table. left-handinessed adj. Loosened by drink into a preference for the left hand, particularly when the right has become theoretical. Genae was left-handinessed by breakfast and poured milk onto the table without noticing. left-libertarianed adj. Emboldened by drink to demand personal freedom, equal toast and shared ownership of the kitchen supplies. Lanndon was left-libertarianed by breakfast and proposed communal control of the remaining marmalade. left-libertarianismed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where individual freedom and shared ownership require a lengthy explanation over tea. Cannen was left-libertarianismed, defending communal butter while taking an hour to find his cup. left-luggage officed adj. Drunk and deposited beside the household baggage until the railway of the morning has resumed service. Nigell was left-luggage officed by breakfast, seated beside the cases with a numbered coat. left-offed adj. Drunk to the point where the morning has classified you as cast-off material and placed you beside the bin. left-to-right assimilationed adj. Drunk enough to absorb every morning instruction from left to right, including the ones written upside down. Sherlene was left-to-right assimilationed, reading the cereal packet steadily despite holding it backwards. left-wing anarchismed adj. Describing a drinker who has abolished the chain of command while appointing himself to give orders. left-wing anarchisted adj. A drinker who rejects authority, except when confidently exercising it over everyone nearby. Adaijah went left-wing anarchisted and declared the pub free of rules before enforcing her own. left-wingered adj. The condition of a drinker who has found a political position and applied it to the drinks menu. Jeffree got left-wingered and redistributed the table's chips by portion size. leftbacked adj. Too drunk to move forward without first appointing the left side as a defender. Dorena was leftbacked and spent the descent protecting one particular wall. lefted (/ˈlɛftd/) adj. Drunk enough to regard left as a destination rather than a direction. Christiananthon got lefted and spent ten minutes trying to turn left through a wall. leftenanted (/lɛfˈtɛnəntd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that turns an archaic military title into a plausible description of one's posture. Chavis was leftenanted against the bar, preserving an obsolete rank and a modern lack of balance. leftfieldered adj. Drunk on the strength of a distant position, from which the journey home is observed rather than joined. Timmeshia became leftfieldered and watched the taxi queue from the opposite side of the road. lefthandednessed adj. Reduced by drink to a one-sided competence, with the left hand managing what the right has abandoned. Eyoab was lefthandednessed by breakfast, buttering toast while the other hand searched for spectacles. lefthandered adj. Sharpened by drink into a determined left-handed operator of taps, tins and unanswered messages. Pranavi was lefthandered, opening the cupboard with her left hand and forgetting why.