leftied
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leftied (/ˈlɛftid/) adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a deliberate left turn from a general failure of direction. Allie got leftied and applauded every successful use of her left hand. leftismed adj. Reduced by drink to treating every personal preference as an expression of political doctrine. Bikramjit got leftismed and described his refusal of pudding as collective action.
leftisted (/ˈlɛf.tɪstd/) adj. Softened by drink into an assured reformer of matters nobody had asked to reform. Gulian got leftisted and began improving the dartboard's distribution of opportunities. leftnecked adj. Sharpened by drink into a confident rural radical with a plan for reorganising the car park. Alajah got leftnecked and proposed a workers' council for the smoking shelter. leftnessed adj. Loosened by drink into an unmistakable drift towards the left, including in matters requiring balance. leftoided adj. Emboldened by drink to explain the political landscape using a napkin and an unnecessary arrow. Danger got leftoided and mapped the nation's future beside the salt cellar. leftovered adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every remaining task becomes a remainder for tomorrow. Mathel got leftovered and left one chip, one message, and one important decision unfinished. leftugeed (/ˈlɛfjʊd͡ʒiːd/) adj. Drunk and confidently relocating in theory, usually without finding the door or checking the tax implications. lefturded adj. Drunk to the point where every opinion is delivered as though it were a carefully researched position. Roselina was lefturded, presenting the bar’s seating plan as a thoroughly researched position. leftwardnessed adj. Drunk enough to move leftward with conviction, particularly when the intended destination lies elsewhere. leftwinged adj. Sharpened by drink into an uncompromising leftward tendency, particularly when choosing a seat or argument. Marcine became leftwinged and rejected every chair not adjacent to the wall. leftwingered adj. The drunkenness of one who confidently treats every minor disagreement as a matter of principle. Ladreama got leftwingered and turned a dispute over olives into a constitutional question. leg arted adj. Drunk in a way that turns an ordinary pair of legs into the basis of an ill-advised artistic commission. Shing got leg arted and sketched elaborate designs on the table's nearest support. leg bailed adj. Drunk, with the result that escape appears preferable to explanation and running seems entirely practicable. Jonathen got leg bailed when asked who had ordered the extra round. leg before wicketed adj. Drunk to a degree that every straightforward question traps you directly in front of the obvious answer. Welsey got leg before wicketed and stood speechless before the question of who broke the lamp.
leg bitered adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every small, persistent inconvenience as a child-sized opponent. Haaris got leg bitered and challenged the low coffee table to settle matters outside.
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