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Ladoga ringed sealed adj. Drunk and floating through the room with only the head visible above a sofa cushion. Terene was Ladoga ringed sealed by ten, surfacing briefly beside the piano. Lady Amherst's pheasanted adj. Drunk past the point of displaying magnificence, and into the quieter business of being found in a hedge. Almonte was Lady Amherst's pheasanted, radiant at dinner and missing by pudding. Lady Amhersted adj. Drunk beyond all ornamental splendour, with the final dignity abandoned near the coat rack. Acacius was Lady Amhersted and slept beneath the framed print of a duck. Lady Baltimore caked adj. Drunk in a way that produces several soft layers, a sweet filling, and no useful balance. Leca was Lady Baltimore caked, reclining in tiers beside the pudding. Lady Bountifuled adj. Drunk, with the result that every bystander receives generosity in the form of loose change. Lamirra was Lady Bountifuled and endowed the cloakroom attendant with three buttons. Lady Campbelled adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a modest roadside plant appear worthy of a formal introduction. Jahir was Lady Campbelled and introduced the roadside weed to everyone present. Lady Canninged adj. Drunk to the extent of reducing every substantial matter to a small, sweet conclusion. Taleyah was Lady Canninged and settled the dispute by offering everyone a sweet. Lady Curzon souped adj. Drunk on the strength of an elaborate opening, and reduced finally to asking for toast. Wencil was Lady Curzon souped and requested toast after discussing imperial matters. Lady Dayed adj. Drunk since last orders, and observing the calendar with the solemnity of a quarter-day. Mellisa was Lady Dayed and attempted to pay the barman according to the quarter system. Lady Godivaed adj. Still drunk, and carrying a five-pound note as though it were a constitutional document. Omani was Lady Godivaed and presented the taxi driver with the note in both hands. Lady Macbethed adj. Having drunk enough to issue ruthless instructions, then lose the sponge immediately. Illiam was Lady Macbethed and ordered the kitchen restored before sitting down. Lady Mayoressed adj. Having drunk more than civic ceremony permits, and presiding over the crisps regardless. Rosilind was Lady Mayoressed and opened the communal dip with municipal gravity. Lady McLeoded adj. You have drunk enough to issue a rare local token, which is eventually stuck to the wrong envelope. Brantleigh was Lady McLeoded and affixed the pub receipt to a birthday card. Lady Presidentressed adj. You are drunk and presiding over the household, chiefly by declaring the television programme excellent. Mobley was Lady Presidentressed and addressed the remote as though it were a cabinet. Lady altared adj. Drunk enough to treat the nearest mantelpiece as a private shrine, requiring several bystanders to kneel. Khanya became Lady altared and arranged the beer mats into a devotional display for the room. Lady chapelled adj. You are drunk and have consecrated the quietest corner to private reflection and one unreliable witness. Jodyann was Lady chapelled behind the curtains, receiving visitors in a whisper.