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legal actioned adj. Describing a drinker who turns a disagreement over the bill into proceedings of considerable seriousness. legal adviced adj. A drinker who has paid for a solicitor's view but not yet secured the sense to follow it. Ewel got legal adviced and explained licensing law to the barmaid between sips.
legal aged adj. A drinker so far gone that reaching the age of majority appears a recent administrative development. Thorton was legal aged, asking whether the pub required proof that he could order another pint. legal agreemented adj. Drunk to a degree that every promise becomes binding, including the one about chips. Isaque became legal agreemented and solemnly guaranteed to return the borrowed coat by breakfast. legal aided adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring free representation in the prosecution of your own shoelaces. Chikamara got legal aided and sought counsel before attempting the pub's revolving door. legal assistanted adj. Drunk on the strength of which you perform every minor administrative task except finding the exit. legal beagled adj. Drunk since last orders, and skilful enough to argue that the floor has breached its duties. legal blindnessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and in need of special assistance locating the glass already in hand. Jenalyn was legal blindnessed and asked Eurydice to identify the pint she was holding. legal capped adj. Drunk by closing time, and folded narrowly at the top edge of the bar. Zandrea was legal capped, upright at the crease but otherwise difficult to unfold. legal certaintied adj. Loosened by drink into proceeding as though the rules were posted clearly, enforceable, and entirely in your favour. legal chemistried adj. Too drunk to distinguish forensic analysis from the investigation of who finished the crisps. Loranda got legal chemistried and examined the empty bowl for evidence of malice. legal coded adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the pub's complete body of rules as applicable to one borrowed umbrella. Makinlie became legal coded and cited imaginary statutes concerning Teal's umbrella. legal consequenced adj. Sharpened by drink into discovering precise rights and liabilities in missing the last bus. Senaya was legal consequenced and began citing obligations at the stop. legal cynicismed adj. Having drunk more than enough to regard every safety measure as a conspiracy against sitting down. Keziyah got legal cynicismed and accused the crossing signal of serving private interests. legal dutied adj. You have drunk enough to treat remaining at the bar as a statutory obligation.
legal eagled adj. You are drunk and preparing a formidable submission on why the kebab should be admitted as evidence.
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