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legal positivismed adj. You have drunk enough to separate what your companions did from whether they ought to have done it. legal professional privileged adj. You are drunk and refusing to disclose what happened, though everyone present already knows. Fillmore got legal professional privileged and answered every question with a meaningful silence. legal recoursed adj. Of a drinker: seeking formal redress from whoever moved the crisps beyond reach. legal relationshipped adj. Still drunk, and insisting that the obligations incurred last night between two parties constitute a binding arrangement this morning. Geetika arrived legal relationshipped, presenting the split taxi as evidence of a mutual duty of care. legal remedied adj. Slowed by drink to pursuing redress through channels that are formally open and practically impassable. Garnette arrived legal remedied, lodging a complaint about the crisps with the bouncer on her way out. legal representatived adj. Describing a drinker who speaks for absent friends, unwilling relatives, and occasionally the furniture. Myquan became legal representatived and negotiated with the landlord on behalf of the coat rack. legal separationed adj. A drinker who has divided the party into separate households while remaining emotionally married to all of them. Janaeya became legal separationed and assigned each friend a different corner of the pub. legal sexed adj. A drinker so far gone that every introduction requires checking which designation the paperwork permits. legal studiesed adj. The state of being drunk and treating ordinary conversation as an introductory lecture on law. Osha became legal studiesed and explained courtroom procedure to a friend holding the bill. legal systemed adj. The condition of a drinker who enforces private procedures on companions who never agreed to them. Staney got legal systemed and established an appeal process for choosing the next song. legal tendered adj. The drunkenness of one who offers coins with such authority that refusal appears unlawful. Mialani became legal tendered and insisted the whole table accept a handful of loose change. legal vacuumed adj. Reduced by drink to a situation in which no rule covers who is taking the last taxi. legal voided adj. Softened by drink into an absence of applicable rules, particularly concerning the final round. Jakim went legal voided and allowed every companion to claim a different version of the bill. legal-esed adj. Sharpened by drink into lawyerly jargon, making a simple invitation incomprehensible to its recipients. Kaiyden became legal-esed and turned an offer of chips into a conditional agreement. legalesed (/ˌliː.ɡəˈliːzd/) adj. Loosened by drink into professional jargon, so that friends require translation to obtain a straight answer. legalisationed adj. Of a drinker who has made the prohibited seem permissible, usually without consulting anyone.