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legalisered adj. A drinker who makes the questionable admissible by patient repetition. Charvi grew legalisered and found a respectable category for every second pint. legalismed adj. Emboldened by drink to enforce the written rule, even where mercy and common sense would excuse it.
legalisted (/ˈli.ɡəl.ɪstd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every friendly suggestion requires a clause and a counterexample. Marquest became legalisted and delayed the taxi by debating the meaning of ‘straight home’. legalisticsed adj. Drunk and discussing technical legal details while companions wait for the practical decision. Youcef got legalisticsed and examined the bill's small print as the taxi idled outside. legalitarianed adj. Drunk to the point where every companion receives equal attention, equal blame, and equal portions of the chips. Juwon became legalitarianed and redistributed the table's drinks with determined fairness. legalitarianismed adj. Drunk enough to legislate equality among companions, including equal responsibility for the troublesome friend. legalitied adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing lawful conduct from whatever the table will tolerate. legality panelled adj. Drunk beyond concern for the necessary bodywork of social arrangements, leaving others to keep the evening roadworthy. Briazia went legality panelled and contributed nothing essential while friends repaired the evening. legalizationed adj. Describing a drinker who has quietly removed the offence from whatever has just happened. Cedrica became legalizationed and waved away the broken glass as a newly permitted activity. legalizered adj. A drinker so far gone that every private indulgence has acquired official standing. Clendon became legalizered and declared the crisps compliant with household policy. legalled (/ˈliː.ɡəld/) adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a formal opinion on the law before finishing the first packet of crisps. Daniette got legalled and cited licensing rules when asked to leave the bar. legalnessed adj. The state of being drunk and within the law, though not necessarily within good sense. Cherlyl was legalnessed, technically, while attempting to invoice the karaoke machine. legalspeaked adj. The condition of a drinker who explains a simple matter in clauses of some length. legalteched adj. The drunkenness of one who delegates every small decision to an invisible algorithm. legataried adj. Softened by drink into accepting whatever has been left in your care. Shardonnay became legataried and received the abandoned umbrella without objection.
legated (/ˈlɛɡɪtd/) adj. Reduced by drink to carrying out a solemn mission whose destination has been forgotten.