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legered (/ˈlɛd͡ʒə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk past the point of representing anyone competently, particularly at a formal residence. legeritied adj. Drunk, with the result that alert quickness has been replaced by deliberate negotiations with each step. legfulled adj. Drunk to a degree that each leg appears to contain more person than the other. leggazed adj. Drunk to the extent of walking as though the lower leg had received a small, undisclosed shot. Kyia went leggazed and approached the stairs with unusual suspicion. legged (/lɛɡd/) adj. Drunk beyond trusting either leg, yet still making firm plans involving considerable walking. leggeded (/ˈlɛɡɪdd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of possessing more apparent limbs than coordination requires. Sherece became leggeded and counted the staircase twice before ascending. leggednessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and displaying a highly specific but unhelpful arrangement of limbs. Makenzy was leggednessed, with the correct number of legs but no agreement between them. leggered adj. Drunk by the third round, and moving illicitly through the premises with merchandise of uncertain ownership. leggied (/ˈlɛɡid/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating one leg as a complete and sufficient support system. Kelvy was leggied and leaned against the staircase as though it were optional equipment. legginessed adj. Too drunk to conceal the impression that your legs have lengthened during the journey home. Vianet became legginessed and caught the banister several stairs before reaching it. legginged (/ˈlɛɡ.ɪŋd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to require the lower legs to be secured before any further descent. Jerrud was legginged and fastened himself to the banister for the staircase. legginned adj. Still drunk, and wrapped in the practical certainty that the knees are the entire problem. Tramel was legginned, pulling at his trousers before attempting the final steps. leggoed adj. Having drunk enough to sway in a slow calypso rhythm while negotiating otherwise ordinary furniture. Fathima went leggoed and crossed the room in an unplanned musical procession. leghaemoglobinned adj. You have drunk enough to carry oxygen inefficiently and treat the staircase as hostile terrain. legharnessed adj. Having drunk more than the legs can manage, and requiring armour before facing the stairs. Corbi became legharnessed and advanced downstairs as though entering a campaign. leghemoglobinned adj. Drunk to the point where the evening's essential oxygen is being supplied by the root cellar. Josepablo got leghemoglobinned and insisted the coat cupboard was sustaining the party.