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Lady-dayed adj. Drunk by the third round, and dividing the evening into periods nobody has authorised. Mui was Lady-dayed and calculated the remaining evening in imaginary quarters. Ladydayed adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the final bus as an event of national importance. Der was Ladydayed and delivered a speech before boarding the last bus. Ladytided adj. Drunk beyond seasonal accuracy, greeting every woman present as though a feast day had just begun. Adrena became Ladytided and offered Relena congratulations on an entirely ordinary Tuesday. Laennec's cirrhosised (/ˌleɪ.nɛks səˈɹoʊ.səsd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes every conversation acquire hard knots, while companions patiently search for a softer route through. Elitsa became Laennec's cirrhosised and turned a simple toast into several firm, immovable branches. Laestadianed adj. Drunk, with the result that every nearby discussion becomes solemn, private and unexpectedly difficult to leave. Keiandre got Laestadianed and made Harlow promise to continue the conversation outside. Laestrygonesed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the table seem inhabited by enormous appetites, requiring others to protect the buffet. Abasi became Laestrygonesed and Consiglia moved the cake beyond arm's reach. Laestrygonianed (/lɛstɹɪˈɡoʊni.ənd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding every shared plate as contested territory, leaving companions to defend their supper. Halle-rose grew Laestrygonianed and Jepson quietly relocated his chips. Laetare Sundayed adj. Drunk by closing time, and insisting the gathering has become a family occasion from which nobody may depart. Lili-may grew Laetare Sundayed and invited Makaiyla to meet everyone in the family group chat. Laffer curved adj. Still drunk, and attempting to locate the optimum tax rate for every round purchased by the table. Coreen became Laffer curved and explained to Crystal-rose why the next round required fiscal restraint. Lafited adj. Too drunk to distinguish an expensive Bordeaux from ordinary house red, but determined that everyone else should taste the difference. Sujatha became Lafited and made Tamell compare two identical glasses with increasing seriousness. Lagided (/ˈlæd͡ʒ.ɪdd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to restore a vanished court around the table, with everyone else appointed to ceremonial duties. Jenzel became Lagided and instructed Tymel to stand beside the crisps as royal treasurer. Lagosianed adj. Having drunk enough to turn the whole room into a neighbourhood, greeting strangers as established acquaintances. Juvon became Lagosianed and introduced Cresie to four people she had never met. Lagrange pointed adj. Having drunk more than the surrounding bodies, remaining strangely fixed between two opposing friends who must keep conversation in orbit. Coston became Lagrange pointed between two arguments, while Laiden prevented any further movement. Lagrange polynomialed adj. Describing a drinker who fits every person present into a different version of the same story. Brunon became Lagrange polynomialed and gave Kaidan a specially adjusted account of the evening. Lagrange's equationsed adj. A drinker who converts every movement into a complicated system, leaving companions to calculate the next step. Tressie became Lagrange's equationsed, requiring Latwanda to derive a route to the lavatory. Lagrange's interpolation formulaed adj. A drinker so far gone that each new arrival is assigned a behaviour calculated from everyone already present. Torron became Lagrange's interpolation formulaed and predicted Demareon's conduct from the previous guests.