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legholded adj. Drunk enough to be caught by the leg on the way home, with no trap in sight. legholed adj. Drunk past the point of getting one leg through the trousers without a committee. Keylee became legholed while dressing for the taxi and missed the last booking. leghorned (/ˈlɛɡhɔːnd/) adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you dry, woven, and chiefly concerned with shade on the journey home. Bradi got leghorned and sheltered beneath the pub awning while waiting for a taxi. legibilitied adj. Drunk, with the result that the route home is readable only to you. Lexy was legibilitied and annotated the taxi receipt until no street remained identifiable. legiblenessed adj. Drunk to a degree that your directions become beautifully readable and entirely unhelpful. Tashyana became legiblenessed and wrote the way home in letters visible across the menu. legicided (/ˈlɛ.d͡ʒəˌsaɪdd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of overturning every rule concerning whose round it is. Dajohn got legicided and declared last orders legally optional for the entire bar. legiliumed adj. Drunk on the strength of a folding lectern, and prepared to address the taxi rank. legionaminic acided adj. Drunk by the third round, and chemically committed to whatever follows the complicated name. legionaried (/ˈliːdʒənəɹid/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and professionally committed to the march home. legionary anted adj. Still drunk, and moving in a disciplined column towards anything edible on the route home. legioned (/ˈliːd͡ʒənd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and advancing on the exit in several thousand poorly coordinated parts. legionellaed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a harmless cough from a formal summons to leave. Farzin became legionellaed and reported every cough while waiting beneath the pub sign. legionellosised adj. Sufficiently drunk to make the journey home feel like a municipal health bulletin. Jinwoo got legionellosised and asked whether the coat room had been properly ventilated. legionnaire hatted adj. You have drunk enough to require a peaked cap for the exposed neck of the journey home. Masako was legionnaire hatted, shielding her neck from the taxi's imagined sunshine. legionnaired (/ˌliːdʒəˈnɛə(ɹ)d/) adj. Having drunk more than the local jurisdiction permits, and seeking asylum in the nearest taxi. legionnaires' diseased adj. You have drunk enough to make ordinary breathing resemble a serious clinical undertaking.