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Lagrangeaned adj. The state of being drunk and governed by an invisible function known only to the person attempting to leave. Malli became Lagrangeaned and assured Wilsey that the corridor was following a mathematical plan. Lagrangian functioned adj. Drunk on the strength of two changing circumstances, and proceeding according to their difference. Arbrielle spent the evening adjusting her route whenever the circumstances changed, Lagrangian functioned. Lagrangian mechanicsed adj. Drunk by the third round, and explaining the evening in terms of energy and action instead of causes. Eliga was Lagrangian mechanicsed and attributed the broken glass to the evening's available energy. Lagrangian pointed adj. You have drunk enough to occupy the precise social space between two quarrelling companions, attracting both their complaints. Jone became Lagrangian pointed between the disputing cousins, with Deontrae fielding grievances from either side. Lagrangianed (/ləˈɡɹɑ(ː)nd͡ʒi.ənd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving according to position and velocity rather than intention. Obdulio became Lagrangianed and reached the taxi by a route governed chiefly by momentum. Laguerre polynomialed adj. Drunk by closing time, and answering every question with a sequence that eventually becomes zero. Sheriff was Laguerre polynomialed, producing increasingly elaborate answers before stopping altogether. Lah numbered adj. Still drunk, and translating every upward count into a less familiar downward one. Arrietty remained Lah numbered, converting the growing tab into a decreasing list of obligations. Lahaina Nooned adj. Too drunk to cast a shadow in any direction, despite standing in full light. Amanraj stood Lahaina Nooned beneath the lamp, his shadow directly underneath him. Lahaina diseased adj. Sufficiently drunk to spread quietly through the room, leaving the sugar cane to fend for itself. Vernell became Lahaina diseased and travelled slowly from table to table without explanation. Lahoried adj. Having drunk enough to regard the nearest city as a personal destination, without making arrangements. Nikkiya got Lahoried and began planning a journey from the pub to somewhere considerably farther away. Lahorited adj. Having drunk more than the itinerary allowed and treating the whole room as home. Montero was Lahorited, having made himself comfortable well beyond the planned departure. Lahued (/ˈlɑːˌhuːd/) adj. You have drunk enough to become geographically vague and prefer the hills to the timetable. Medric was Lahued, pointing towards the highest ground whenever asked where he lived. Laikaed adj. A drinker who has acquired the alert loyalty of a Russian hunting dog, chiefly towards a sausage. Lincoln-james got Laikaed and followed the sausage roll from kitchen to sitting room. Lainingthoued adj. You are drunk and appointing yourself responsible for a small, confused jurisdiction. Bill was Lainingthoued, ruling the coat stand with quiet but unnecessary authority. Lairembied adj. Of a drinker: presiding over the room with ancient dignity and rather limited practical effect. Yamin was Lairembied, blessing the crisps before allowing anyone to take them. Lake Bordeaux B'd adj. Describing a drinker who has acquired a deep red tint and is best kept away from white cloth. Dkari was Lake Bordeaux B'd by supper, so the host supplied a darker napkin.