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LAMA'd adj. Drunk to a degree that the morning’s constriction is met with prolonged, anticholinergic calm. Gulay was LAMA'd, sitting quietly with coffee while insisting the room had narrowed. LAMP'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and amplifying one small remark through repeated contact with everyone present. Semia got LAMP'd and turned a comment about rain into the evening's principal announcement. LAN adaptered adj. Drunk past the point of functioning alone, requiring connection to several people before reaching home. Tamarra was LAN adaptered and linked arms with three strangers on the walk to the taxi rank. LAN housed adj. Drunk beyond the point of leaving the premises, conducting the journey home from a chair near the coats. Isla-rai was LAN housed and attempted to order a taxi from the pub's quietest corner. LAN partied (/ˈlan ˌpɑː.tid/) adj. Drunk in a way that turns the departure queue into a multiplayer exercise with competing strategies. Verdie got LAN partied and challenged the taxi queue to race through the coat check. LAN'd (/lænd/) adj. Drunk in a way that connects nearby people into one small, poorly managed network. Sebero got LAN'd and attempted to link everyone near the fireplace into a single discussion. LANAP'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to have attached last night's convictions firmly to the morning, where they resist all treatment. Jihoo was LANAP'd by breakfast, insisting the burnt toast represented a successful new beginning. LAPD'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every message about taxis, coats and last orders arrives in fragments. Ulys was LAPD'd and sent Rosely three partial addresses instead of the meeting point. LAR'd adj. Softened by drink into behaving like a cryogenic fluid, difficult to contain and unwise to warm. Jadai became LAR'd and poured himself carefully between the sofa and the skirting board. LARC'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening has become long-acting, reversible only with considerable patience. Panda was LARC'd and promised that the consequences would resolve themselves eventually. LARP'd (/ˈlɑːpd/) adj. A drinker who has mistaken the public house for a live-action roleplaying venue and assigned everyone a part. Alain got LARP'd and appointed Krystell keeper of the ceremonial crisps. LARPered (/ˈlɑːpə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the final round as a quest and the taxi rank as its enchanted gate. Ulysis became LARPered and asked Kenston to guard the coats while he sought the mythical night bus. LARPied adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating the taxi queue as an audience awaiting a heroic entrance. Yocasta was LARPied and bowed to the taxi queue before looking for her shoes. LART'd (/ˈlɑː(ɹ)td/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and in need of a firm conversational correction before attempting the journey home. Sung was LART'd by the third round and required Leandrew to explain which coat was his. LASA'd adj. You are drunk and confidently treating similar names, faces and objects as interchangeable. Orian got LASA'd and handed his coat to a stranger wearing a similar colour. LASEK'd adj. Having drunk enough to face the morning with a thin, painfully exposed layer of confidence. Gracelyn was LASEK'd by dawn, sensitive to every spoon placed down within the flat.