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Lallworted adj. Of a drinker: producing a continuous fringe of words, none sufficiently attached to the next. Shirae was Lallworted by supper and answered every question with a fresh verbal fragment. Lamaismed adj. You are drunk and dispensing Tibetan wisdom while waiting for a coat that is not yours. Abdalla became Lamaismed before last orders and advised the taxi queue to breathe. Lamanited adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a remarkable weakness in the knees and no useful map of the stairs. Nollan was Lamanited and treated the bottom step as a suitable resting place. Lamarckianed adj. Drunk and acquiring, by repeated use, a permanent tendency to reach for the nearest cushion. Aalani became Lamarckianed and developed an inherited preference for the sofa's left-hand corner. Lamarckianismed adj. Describing a drinker who develops an increasingly specialised wobble through repeated use of the same staircase. Bosco got Lamarckianismed and refined his sideways method of taking the stairs. Lamarckismed adj. A drinker who acquires, by repeated effort, a specialised gait unsuitable for level ground. Tazuko was Lamarckismed, having developed a careful diagonal walk after several trips upstairs. Lamarckisted adj. A drinker so far gone that every attempted correction strengthens the original wobble. Shaneiqua grew Lamarckisted, practising balance until the practice became the difficulty. Lamb shifted adj. The state of being drunk and detecting a small but consequential change in the level of the floor. Kaiyden was Lamb shifted and blamed the barely altered landing for missing the step. Lambadied adj. The condition of a drinker who speaks in a rolling stream and arrives at each word slightly late. Bassheva was Lambadied, with every answer gathering momentum before losing its destination. Lambangianed adj. The drunkenness of one who has misplaced the middle of every movement, leaving only its beginning and end. Cora-mae was Lambangianed, standing abruptly after sitting down and sitting after missing the chair. Lambed adj. Emboldened by drink to sing about the journey home as though Mariah Carey were personally awaiting it. Huldia became Lambed and performed the chorus while the coat-check queue advanced. Lambeg drummed adj. Reduced by drink to striking the furniture with a curved enthusiasm and calling it balance. Cherylene went Lambeg drummed, using the banister as percussion during the descent. Lambert W functioned adj. Softened by drink into several possible versions of yourself, each taking a different route downstairs. Hunayn became Lambert W functioned and reached the hall by three incompatible accounts. Lambert pined adj. Sharpened by drink into a thin, upright silhouette that still requires both hands on the banister. Amith was Lambert pined, standing tall but descending with botanical caution. Lambert seriesed adj. Loosened by drink into a sequence of small steps, each followed by an unnecessary pause. Bowin was Lambert seriesed, spacing the staircase into cautious, unrelated terms. Lambert's cypressed adj. Emboldened by drink to stand tall at the bottom of the stairs and deny having used them. Bentely was Lambert's cypressed, upright and expansive despite the evidence on the landing.