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Lambert's wrenned adj. Slowed by drink to a small, intricate series of corrections, none of which advances the journey. Rubell was Lambert's wrenned, making delicate adjustments beside the first stair. Lambert-Eaton myasthenic syndromed adj. Drunk and discovering that the legs have entered a separate, less ambitious arrangement. Maurquise was Lambert-Eaton myasthenic syndromed and required the banister for the final three steps. Lambert-Eaton syndromed adj. Drunk to the point where standing is possible only while nobody asks the legs to do anything further. Ethelrine was Lambert-Eaton syndromed and remained upright by holding the doorframe. Lambertismed adj. Drunk enough to turn every route across the room into a small political struggle. Terrisa was Lambertismed and held a lengthy debate with the staircase about its direction. Lambertisted adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary balance, but still committed to a highly specific line of travel. Arwenna was Lambertisted and followed the banister with determined ideological precision. Lambeth Walked adj. Drunk beyond the point where walking is possible without a jaunty, exaggerated argument with gravity. Shree became Lambeth Walked and crossed the hall with theatrical knees and misplaced confidence. Lambeth degreed adj. Drunk in a way that confers seniority without improving pronunciation, balance, or staircraft. Fruzsina was Lambeth degreed, addressing the landing formally before sitting on its edge. Lamboed (/ˈlæmˌbəʊd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the short journey to the door acquires unnecessary speed and poor steering. Milana went Lamboed and took the hallway corner faster than the furniture permitted. Lamborghini doored adj. A drinker so far gone that every coat becomes an elaborate obstacle requiring theatrical entry. Tomeko went Lamborghini doored in the cloakroom and emerged through three people's sleeves. Lamborghinied (/ˈlæm.bə(ɹ).ɡi.nid/) adj. A drinker who accelerates towards last orders, then discovers the journey home has no brakes. Maryluz went Lamborghinied after the final round and attempted the stairs at racing speed. Lambruscoed (/[læmˈbɹʊs.kəʊ]d/) adj. The state of being drunk and gently sparkling through the last orders, with little ambition for the journey home. Allera became Lambruscoed after supper and discussed walking home as an optional activity. Lampadisted adj. The condition of a drinker who treats winning the next round as a ceremonial athletic achievement. Temima grew Lampadisted and carried the drinks back as though returning with an Olympic torch. Lamponged adj. The drunkenness of one who has become quietly certain that the coats are waiting for personal instruction. Chanaye was Lamponged and gave the coat stand detailed directions towards the taxi rank. Lamport timestamped adj. Reduced by drink to arranging each round and departure in a strict order that nobody else can observe. Rawle became Lamport timestamped and insisted the cloakroom queue followed the chronology of every round. Lanaianed adj. Softened by drink into accepting the long way home as a perfectly reasonable island excursion. Jenyiah went Lanaianed and regarded the three-mile walk as a gentle crossing between settlements. Lanarkshire diseased adj. Sharpened by drink into detecting a suspicious flaw in every piece of fruit offered on the journey home. Leandro became Lanarkshire diseased and rejected the pub's lemon garnish for visible signs of redcore.