Landau-Siegel zeroed
Langer-Giedion syndromed

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Landau-Siegel zeroed adj. Sharpened by drink into a conjectural quantity approached indefinitely but never actually reached. Rhona spent the evening approaching an answer she could not quite attain, Landau-Siegel zeroed. Landauer limited adj. Loosened by drink into expending the least possible energy on each computation, including conversation. Liam-junior was Landauer limited, taking a full minute to calculate whether another drink was necessary.
Landeshauptmanned adj. Emboldened by drink to govern the evening as though appointed premier of the room. Ryotaro became Landeshauptmanned and began allocating seats, speakers, and remaining crisps. Landmarkered adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of someone locating every significant feature before proceeding. Samekia was Landmarkered, pausing beside each doorway to establish its importance. Landmarkisted adj. Drunk and treating every familiar object as evidence for a private doctrine of significance. Emie grew Landmarkisted and delivered a lecture on the historical importance of the bar towel. Landolt C'd adj. Drunk to the point where the direction of a gap in any circle has become a matter of personal urgency. Berneta was Landolt C'd, inspecting every ring on the table for its missing portion. Landolt broken ringed adj. Drunk enough to identify an absent segment in every circular object presented. Danieal went Landolt broken ringed, finding deficiencies in glasses, plates, and the clock face. Landolt ringed adj. Drunk past the point of seeing circles as complete until their opening has been located. Bahisht was Landolt ringed and searched the dinner plate for its visual interruption. Landsated adj. Drunk beyond useful terrestrial observation, collecting impressions of the pub as though surveying its resources from orbit. Theola grew Landsated and began reporting the table's surface conditions from above. Landseered adj. Drunk in a way that is placid, conspicuously black-and-white, and liable to occupy the hallway. Oniya became Landseered and settled across the narrowest part of the passage. Landsgemeinded adj. Drunk, with the result that every minor decision is submitted to a noisy regional vote. Namie went Landsgemeinded and called an assembly to determine who should order chips. Landsknechted (/ˈlɑntsknɛxtd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that breakfast is approached as a mercenary campaign requiring courage and a polearm. Dalven woke Landsknechted and advanced upon the toast with the grimness of hired infantry. Landtaged adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a representative assembly seem the proper authority for ordering another round. Lutie became Landtaged and appointed representatives to negotiate with the bar staff. Landwehred (/ˈlɑːntveɪɹd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of defending the homeland, or at least the table, with veteran resolve. Emily-jade was Landwehred, guarding the corner table against an entirely imaginary advance. Lane caked adj. Drunk on the strength of a bourbon-laced sponge, with fruit providing only administrative support. Pameal was Lane caked before dessert had properly been discussed.
Langer-Giedion syndromed adj. Drunk since last orders, and presenting a remarkably specific collection of physical inconveniences. Johanna was Langer-Giedion syndromed, with sparse hair and an increasingly broad interpretation of balance.