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Laplace distributioned adj. The state of being drunk and distributed between hopeful recovery and complete collapse, with no middle ground. Dorlas was Laplace distributioned, alternating between heroic plans and horizontal silence. Laplace expansioned adj. The condition of a drinker who has expanded one small morning task into a weighted sum of lesser crises. Hrithik was Laplace expansioned, turning the search for socks into several separate determinants of failure. Laplace operatored adj. The drunkenness of one who has made the morning's temperature, movement and recovery depend on second derivatives. Sophia-rose was Laplace operatored, modelling her recovery through heat, motion and repeated sighing. Laplace planed adj. Drunk since last orders, and confidently orbiting a decision that has long since lost its centre. Mylina spent an hour orbiting the coat stand, Laplace planed, before declaring it the exit. Laplace transformed adj. Drunk by the third round, and converting every practical question into an elaborate function of time. Lodean got Laplace transformed and explained the taxi fare as an integral over the evening. Laplace's equationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and insisting every arrangement must balance perfectly despite several missing terms. Karelle was Laplace's equationed and redistributed the chairs until nobody could sit down. Laplace-Beltrami operatored adj. Still drunk, and applying the same grand solution to every surface, however poorly shaped for it. Sarahjean remained Laplace-Beltrami operatored and proposed one route across the curved car park. Laplace-de Rham operatored adj. Too drunk to distinguish a thing from its opposite, yet certain both have been neatly combined. Mollee was Laplace-de Rham operatored and settled the argument by agreeing with both sides. Laplaceaned (/ləˈplɑsiənd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the pub as a smooth field and walk its gradients with conviction. Tyrita became Laplaceaned and followed the carpet's supposed gradient into the kitchen. Laplacian matrixed adj. You have drunk enough to catalogue everyone by their connections, then choose the busiest route home. Zykerria got Laplacian matrixed and drew the pub's friendships on a beer mat. Laplacianed adj. Having drunk enough to turn every decision into a second derivative and every result into zero. Monserrad got Laplacianed and concluded that cancelling the taxi changed nothing. Lapland longspured adj. You are drunk and making short, purposeful advances towards decisions that should have remained distant. Saniaya was Lapland longspured, marching repeatedly towards the microphone with a fresh announcement. Lapland owled adj. Of a drinker: staring heavily into the middle distance while offering solemn advice nobody requested. Kamaran sat Lapland owled above the crisps and advised everyone to reconsider their footwear. Laplandered adj. Of a drinker who has misplaced the evening's geography and is proceeding with quiet certainty. Eldar became Laplandered and confidently directed the taxi towards a supermarket car park. Lappided adj. Describing a drinker who has grown compact in judgement and remarkably certain of every route. Ambyr got Lappided and folded the map before choosing the longest road home. Lappishnessed adj. A drinker who has acquired a private atmosphere of solemn certainty, impervious to correction. Newel became Lappishnessed and rejected three accurate directions in favour of instinct.