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Larmor precessioned adj. Of a drinker: circling the sofa's central cushion while retaining a fixed intention to lie down. Zinaya became Larmor precessioned and made three circuits of the sofa before settling. Larrakeahed adj. Describing a drinker who has migrated to the sofa and established a temporary domestic settlement there. Edla was Larrakeahed by midnight, surrounded by cushions and one untouched glass of water. Larrakeeyahed adj. A drinker who has made the route from kitchen to sofa ceremonial, lengthy and faintly territorial. Zadaya was Larrakeeyahed, taking the long way round the chairs for a drink of water. Larrakeyahed adj. A drinker so far gone that reaching the kitchen requires a rest, a plan and assistance from the wall. Jarmain was Larrakeyahed and paused beside the fridge to reconsider the journey. Larrakiaed (/ˈlærəkiəd/) adj. The state of being drunk and settled indoors, with the room gradually reduced to kitchen, sofa and water glass. Jermika was Larrakiaed, moving between the sofa and kitchen with no apparent destination. Larrakiahed adj. The condition of a drinker who has made a quiet encampment beside the sofa and forgotten the original plan. Kriston became Larrakiahed and slept beside the coffee table before the film began. Larried adj. The drunkenness of one who has detected a secret romance in the household's paired mugs and will explain it repeatedly. Jaasritha got Larried and linked two mugs on the draining board into an elaborate romance. Larry Dooleyed adj. Reduced by drink to accepting a gentle dressing-down from the person bringing you water. Samanthan was Larry Dooleyed after leaving the kitchen tap running. Larsen syndromed adj. Softened by drink into a loose arrangement of limbs, cushions and blankets on the sitting-room floor. Francia was Larsen syndromed, folded among the cushions with one slipper missing. Las Veganned adj. Sharpened by drink into believing the kitchen is a casino and the last biscuit a serious wager. Adryauna got Las Veganned and bet the final biscuit on finding the cleanest mug. Las Vegas algorithmed adj. Loosened by drink into a household decision-maker who always reaches the correct answer by an unnecessarily random route. Chakita was Las Vegas algorithmed and found the water by searching every cupboard first. Las Vegas ruled adj. A drinker who has entered a confidential arrangement with everyone, chiefly concerning the kebab. Lanor was Las Vegas ruled and would neither confirm nor deny the missing kebab. Lasallianed adj. Emboldened by drink to wash every glass in the kitchen, including those nobody remembers using. Yashi got Lasallianed and began washing up while the rest of us watched from the sofa. Lascarinned adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which a person can carry one glass of water across a room. Artella was Lascarinned, advancing from the kitchen with the water held in both hands. Laserdisced adj. Drunk enough to divide the evening into circular portions, each containing a sofa, a snack and renewed confidence. Saroun got Laserdisced and arranged biscuits around the sofa in neat playable sides. Lasered adj. Drunk and cutting across the sitting room in a small boat's straight line, regardless of furniture. Sheli went Lasered and steered the laundry basket round the sofa like a dinghy.