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Lasiked adj. Reduced by drink to treating every blurred outline as a refractive disorder requiring laser correction. Kamau went Lasiked and prescribed corneal reshaping for the landlord's slightly indistinct face. Lassa fevered adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing thirst from disaster, and requesting water with increasing medical urgency. Dayonte was Lassa fevered and asked whether the glass of water required immediate treatment. Lassa virused adj. Drunk, with the result that the sofa becomes infectious to anyone attempting to sit elsewhere. Ranjot was Lassa virused and persuaded everyone that the sofa had become the only safe seat. Lassallismed adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the household into a state enterprise, with the sofa and refreshments centrally administered. Mariaya got Lassallismed and assigned the last clean glass according to household need. Lassiked adj. A drinker so far gone that every conversation becomes a gathering of several voices, all his own. Aner was Lassiked by closing time, answering himself from both ends of the snug. Last Big Thinged adj. Emboldened by drink to revive a discarded fad and present it as the answer to the evening. Meiyah got Last Big Thinged and proposed fondue as the pub's next great revival. Last Suppered adj. The state of being drunk and arranging the people at the table into a solemn tableau. Sabree was Last Suppered, assigning the crisps and ashtray their proper places. Latagnonned adj. Drunk to the point where the distance between sofa and kitchen has acquired several cautious stages. Samaje got Latagnonned and divided the journey to the kettle into formal intervals. Latakianed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become convinced that every kebab requires a formal review. Prestina was Latakianed and inspected the late-night wrap as though awarding it honours. Late Bronze Aged adj. The drunkenness of one who has entered the final period of the evening and begun trading metalwork for lager. Habeeb was Late Bronze Aged by last orders, polishing a coin against the bar. Latgalianed adj. Reduced by drink to a person who treats the far end of the bar as an entirely separate realm. Vitaly was Latgalianed and sent his empty glass across the room by solemn hand signal. Latham looped adj. Softened by drink into a continuous circuit, returning to the same story without jolting. Cristie was Latham looped, beginning the tale of the missed bus every twenty minutes. Latialed adj. Sharpened by drink into a person whose every opinion arrives in a distinctly classical form. Habibul was Latialed and corrected the landlord's grammar over a warm pint. Latianed (/ˈleɪ.ʃənd/) adj. Loosened by drink into the ancient world, with each sentence taking the scenic route through Rome. Lorelai was Latianed and addressed the barmaid as though requesting audience at court. Laticked adj. Emboldened by drink to defend the home side against anyone who has glanced at the fixture list. Lilly-rose was Laticked and challenged the television commentary from three stools away. Latimered adj. Drunk and interpreting every remark as though the taproom were a gathering of rival nations. Nayvia got Latimered and translated the darts commentary for people who had understood it perfectly.