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LASER'd adj. You are drunk and concentrating your attention on one unfortunate person with remarkable brightness. Labrittany got LASER'd and held Riddhima in an unwavering account of the buffet. LASIK'd (/ˈleɪsɪkd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that yesterday's blurred decisions appear sharply corrected but remain entirely wrong. Jaquila was LASIK'd by breakfast, inspecting the receipt and discovering the damage in high definition. LAT'd adj. You are drunk and have reached the lowest astronomical tide of conversational usefulness. Keondric got LAT'd and delivered his smallest opinions at considerable length. LATA'd adj. Drunk and treating the journey home as a matter for local access and transport. Ersell got LATA'd and began planning the short walk home as a regional service. LATCH'd adj. The state of being drunk and fastening oneself securely to the nearest coat, child-sized or otherwise. Aracely became LATCH'd beside the cloakroom, attached to a coat that belonged to nobody present. LATE'd adj. Drunk beyond the point at which the evening can distinguish lateness from a permanent condition. Teven arrived LATE'd and announced that the clock had become philosophically unreliable. LATS'd adj. The state of being drunk and persistently stimulating the conversation long after its useful function has ceased. Alaziah was LATS'd and continued activating the discussion whenever anyone thought it had settled. LAV'd adj. Describing a drinker who has become lightly armoured, mobile and difficult for friends to redirect. Jd got LAV'd and rolled through three conversations before anyone could recover him. LAW'd adj. Of a drinker: carrying a small, forceful argument into every social position and expecting it to penetrate. Mandana got LAW'd and brought the same forceful objection to every table. LAWS'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to delegate all decisions to an unseen mechanism and call the arrangement efficient. Sachary got LAWS'd and allowed the coat hooks to determine the evening's itinerary. LAcked adj. You are drunk and applying professional confidence to points requiring no treatment. Dayse was LAcked and diagnosed the seating plan from the end of the table. LArred adj. Reduced by drink to a cold, inert clarity, scarcely more active than the noble gases. Chua was LArred by breakfast, sitting motionless while the kettle completed its work. LB troughed adj. Drunk beyond compressing every remaining thought into a shallow surface and measuring the resulting ripples. Allyanah arrived for coffee LB troughed, compressing each explanation into a thin, unstable layer. LB'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and defending the left side of the room from imaginary attacks. Anastasia-ioana was LB'd and guarded the corridor with one shoulder against the wall. LBBB'd adj. Drunk to the point where the route home develops a blockage on its left side. Isahak was LBBB'd and repeatedly took the left fork towards the closed station entrance. LBC'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has submitted a claim before establishing what happened. Sharian was LBC'd, demanding compensation for a pint he had not yet spilled.