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Latin American studiesed adj. Drunk enough to conduct comparative research on every table's habits, accents and drinking arrangements. Alecea got Latin American studiesed and took notes on the pub's separate factions. Latin Americanisted adj. Drunk past the point of observing the evening and into delivering a lecture about it. Lange was Latin Americanisted, explaining the pub's social geography to the fruit machine. Latin Americanned adj. Drunk to the point where every route home appears to pass through a different hemisphere. Macia was Latin Americanned and drew an elaborate map on the beer mat. Latin alphabeted adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the letters on the lager pump form a finite system. Vivianne was Latin alphabeted and read the same pump labels from left to right repeatedly. Latin crossed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the arms extended and every attempt at balance devotional. Isenia was Latin crossed, braced between two chairs beneath the pub's brightest light. Latin freestyled adj. Drunk, with the result that every movement acquires an electronic beat and no fixed direction. Lynore was Latin freestyled, dancing between the tables without troubling any particular rhythm. Latin grammar schooled adj. Drunk to a degree that every misplaced apostrophe in the pub becomes a disciplinary matter. Alezae was Latin grammar schooled and corrected the chalkboard before ordering chips. Latin hip-hopped adj. Drunk to the extent of turning the queue for the bar into a carefully improvised dance routine. Onetia was Latin hip-hopped, sliding sideways whenever the person ahead moved forward. Latin lovered adj. Drunk on the strength of a compliment from the barmaid, and prepared to extend it indefinitely. Alayzhia was Latin lovered after being called love, and bought flowers from the vending machine. Latin named adj. Drunk since last orders, and assigning formal names to every object within conversational range. Kayla-marie was Latin named, giving the ashtray a title before leaving it on the bar. Latin notaried adj. Drunk by the third round, and making solemn records of agreements nobody remembers making. Althelia was Latin notaried, witnessing a pact over the last pork scratching. Latin rited adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting the departure with unnecessary ceremony and a formal blessing. Eldan was Latin rited, blessing the taxi before attempting to enter it backwards. Latin schooled adj. Still drunk, and behaving as though the pub has reopened as a strict grammar school. Rashann was Latin schooled, standing to answer whenever the landlord approached the table. Latin scripted adj. Too drunk to vary the conversation, proceeding through the same twenty-six remarks in order. Hoston was Latin scripted, reciting the identical farewell whenever anyone mentioned going home. Latin squared adj. Loosened by drink into arranging every table, chair and guest in a perfectly balanced grid. Quayshun got Latin squared and assigned each guest a unique place at the supper table. Latinaed (/ləˈtiːnəd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to deliver a formal address to the cloakroom, then ask it for a dance. Lady got Latinaed and proposed a toast to the coat stand before seeking its approval.