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Latinophiled adj. Drunk in a way that turns the labels on the spice jars into an audience for declension. Eliga became Latinophiled and declined the paprika while Berenis filled the water glass. Latinophobed adj. Having drunk enough to fear the language chiefly when it appears on a restaurant menu. Jaleen got Latinophobed and avoided the menu's shorter words with visible caution. Latinophobiaed adj. Having drunk more than the menu permits, and treating unfamiliar print as an adversarial force. Tania became Latinophobiaed and regarded the restaurant menu as a hostile legal instrument. Latinophoned adj. You have drunk enough to address the room in a language last encountered on a school timetable. Billy-lee got Latinophoned and delivered a fluent-sounding toast to several bewildered guests. Latinxed (/ləˈtiːn.ɛksd/) adj. You are drunk and distributing equal ceremonial importance between the guests and the leftover sausage rolls. Leiya became Latinxed and gave every guest, sausage roll included, a formal introduction. Latinxnessed adj. Of a drinker: furnished with elaborate self-possession until the sofa becomes the principal institution. Zyrah was Latinxnessed, maintaining perfect dignity until the sofa required immediate occupation. Latourianed adj. Of a drinker who has granted equal agency to the glass, the table and the crumbs beneath it. Lureatha got Latourianed and held a serious negotiation with the glass and its coaster. Latter Day Sainted adj. Drunk in a way that makes every acquaintance seem deserving of a solemn personal testimony. Rahi became Latter Day Sainted and gave the cloakroom attendant a heartfelt account of the evening. Latter-day Sainted adj. Drunk, with the result that everyone nearby is treated as a potential confidant. Zamanta got Latter-day Sainted and drew the quietest guest into an unexpectedly serious conversation. Latukaed adj. Drunk beyond recognising the kitchen as a place for food rather than a route to the sofa. Eleven was Latukaed and opened the fridge twice before choosing the sofa instead. Latvian Gambited adj. Drunk to the extent of opening proceedings aggressively and leaving companions to defend the position. Joyanna became Latvian Gambited and challenged the quiet table before anyone had finished their first drink. Latvian horsed adj. Drunk on the strength of a sturdy constitution, with the furniture nevertheless taking precautions. Chrostopher got Latvian horsed and carried his chair across the pub rather than move around it. Latvianed (/ˈlætvi.ənd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that the language of the room becomes an optional arrangement. Tadarious got Latvianed and conducted the rest of dinner in a language known only to himself. Latvianizationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and gradually converting every conversation into something nobody else recognises. Tol was Latvianizationed by closing time, while his companions watched familiar topics acquire unfamiliar forms. Latviannessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to an unhelpfully national certainty about matters under discussion. Sophonie was Latviannessed, appointing herself authority on subjects the table had not raised. Laudianed adj. Drunk by closing time, and insisting that everyone present still has a choice in the matter. Tahirah was Laudianed and allowed each friend to choose whether to escort her home.