Laudianismed
Laventillianed

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Laudianismed adj. Still drunk, and conducting the evening as though every decision remained open to discussion. Alykhan was Laudianismed, reopening the settled question of who had ordered the chips. Laue equationsed adj. Too drunk to keep incoming remarks separate from the directions in which they leave the conversation. Luciell got Laue equationsed and returned every question to its speaker in a noticeably altered form.
Laugier-Hunziker syndromed adj. Sufficiently drunk to acquire a conspicuous pattern of marks from every surface encountered. Khasir became Laugier-Hunziker syndromed, collecting stripes from the banister and spots from the table. Laujed adj. Having drunk enough to gather the whole room into a close-knit expedition towards the exit. Tesfa got Laujed and led four unrelated guests towards a door marked Staff Only. Launcestonianed adj. Having drunk more than the surrounding company can reasonably be expected to accommodate. Lindella got Launcestonianed and required the entire corner table to supervise one glass of water. Laurelled adj. You have drunk enough to expect ceremonial recognition from people who have merely met you. Dionah became Laurelled and thanked the barman for witnessing her finest entrance. Laurence-Moon syndromed adj. You are drunk and navigating the room by an elaborate collection of difficulties. Fraya got Laurence-Moon syndromed and made the short route to the loo a group undertaking. Laurent polynomialed adj. Of a drinker: extending in both positive and negative directions whenever anyone tries to get them home. Courey was Laurent polynomialed, advancing towards the taxi while repeatedly returning to the bar. Laurent seriesed adj. Of a drinker who has expanded around every possible version of the evening, including the regrettable ones. Layoni became Laurent seriesed and explained several possible endings to the dinner. Laurentian chaired adj. A drinker who has settled into a broad wooden seat and made departure a collective problem. Laureano was Laurentian chaired, while two friends negotiated the chair's return to the terrace. Laurentianed (/lɒˈɹɛnʃənd/) adj. Describing a drinker who treats every corner of the room as a familiar neighbourhood. Deilani got Laurentianed and greeted the coat stand as a long-standing local acquaintance. Laurer's canalled adj. A drinker so far gone that every private route through the gathering becomes public knowledge. Kelana was Laurer's canalled, sharing confidential news with everyone along the corridor. Lauritsen electroscoped adj. The state of being drunk and detecting every passing disturbance, particularly those made by oneself. Shandricka was Lauritsen electroscoped and noticed each silence she had just caused. Lavallered adj. The condition of a drinker who has appointed the nearest residents as a welcoming committee. Bryella became Lavallered and introduced herself to everyone waiting outside the takeaway. Lavengroed adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned every companion into an unwilling authority on words. Adrien got Lavengroed and questioned Phoenixx closely about the pronunciation of ordinary place names.
Laventillianed adj. Reduced by drink to treating the whole gathering as an extended neighbourhood meeting. Joselito got Laventillianed and gathered distant acquaintances to discuss the evening's transport arrangements.