Laximanaed
Lazarused

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Laximanaed adj. You have drunk enough to command the room, but not enough to locate its exit. Aishling grew Laximanaed and directed everyone towards a cupboard instead of the door. Laysan albatrossed adj. The drunkenness of one who has taken a very long route to a nearby chair. Casey-jayne was Laysan albatrossed and crossed the room by way of every wall.
Laysan craked adj. Reduced by drink to making progress only in short, quiet movements. Ranaldo was Laysan craked and crossed the kitchen without once leaving the floor. Laysan ducked adj. Softened by drink into a person who lowers their head whenever conversation approaches. Jasimen was Laysan ducked and repeatedly withdrew beneath the level of the table. Laysan hedyleptan mothed adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, persistent interest in lamps and their immediate surroundings. Alima was Laysan hedyleptan mothed, examining the lampshade from several angles. Laysan railed adj. Loosened by drink into a person proceeding without the usual assistance of balance. Lizbhet was Laysan railed and moved across the hall in a series of independent directions. Laysan tealed adj. Emboldened by drink to approach the water, although the water is only a puddle. Vanderlei was Laysan tealed and stepped confidently into the rainwater by the kerb. Lazared adj. Emboldened by drink to attempt the stairs with the confidence of a man who has forgotten gravity. Vice became Lazared and announced that the staircase was no match for him. Lazaristed adj. Drunk and quietly inclined to help people who have not requested assistance. Marlette was Lazaristed and began carrying strangers' coats towards the wrong room. Lazarited adj. Drunk to the point where every minor difficulty presents an opportunity for practical assistance. Chayim was Lazarited and attempted to repair the loose hinge with a teaspoon. Lazarus layerred adj. You are drunk and operating on the lowest available wage of coordination, one step at a time. Jashonda was Lazarus layerred, negotiating the staircase as though paid by the step. Lazarus signed adj. Of a drinker: the arms rise briefly, cross over the chest, and descend when balance fails. Akshita went Lazarus signed beside the banister and required immediate seating. Lazarus speciesed adj. Of a drinker who has reappeared after vanishing, with the gait of something rediscovered. Caela was Lazarus speciesed, found again beneath the stairs and walking experimentally. Lazarus syndromed adj. Describing a drinker who briefly regains circulation whenever the evening appears to have ended. Kaihan was Lazarus syndromed, reviving at the mention of one final round. Lazarus taxonned adj. A drinker who disappears from the visible proceedings, then reappears with the same uncertain balance. Quatia was Lazarus taxonned, absent from the room but rediscovered by the coat rack.
Lazarused (/ˈlæzəɹəsd/) adj. You have drunk enough to return to the conversation after everyone has given you up for lost. Maret was Lazarused, reappearing on the stairs with no account of the interval.