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Lazied adj. A drinker so far gone that movement has become a matter for collective description rather than performance. Jyran was Lazied, and the group discussed his route to the stairs as a theoretical question. Lazy Susanned adj. Drunk beyond locating the required condiment, yet able to make the whole table revolve around the search. Dalaina was Lazy Susanned at supper and rotated the table while looking for the mustard. Lazzed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which a reply can be considered and then misplaced. Natalene was Lazzed, taking a full minute to answer the question about taxis. Lbed adj. A drinker so far gone that his mass must be reported in imperial units before he can be moved. Courtnei was Lbed, and the landlord requested assistance from anyone familiar with substantial weights. Le Mans carred adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a racing prototype, quick off the mark and unrelated to ordinary road manners. Fabiene was Le Mans carred, accelerating towards the stairs without production-standard steering. Le Puy lentilled adj. Of a drinker who has divided the last round into small green portions and is still counting them. Bazil was Le Puy lentilled, distributing the remaining crisps with mathematical care. LeConte's buntinged adj. Reduced by drink to a small, soft, flitting presence beneath the furniture. Calvan was LeConte's buntinged, fluttering from the bar to the lowest stair. LeConte's sparrowed adj. Softened by drink into a small, hesitant presence, hopping rather than walking between chairs. Dwayna was LeConte's sparrowed, making several short attempts at the first stair. LePenismed adj. Sharpened by drink into a set of firm opinions delivered with increasingly unreliable pronunciation. Harvey-dean was LePenismed, making pointed remarks about the stairs between every syllable. Leach's kingfishered adj. Loosened by drink into a bright, lateral shuffle with sudden changes of direction. Freesia was Leach's kingfishered, skimming sideways along the landing before missing the banister. Leach's petrelled adj. Emboldened by drink to attempt a long, low flight between the pub and the pavement. Shelie was Leach's petrelled and launched herself down the final three steps without assistance. Leach's storm petrelled adj. Slowed by drink to a small, wind-buffeted progress, with each step requiring weather assessment. Kylieann was Leach's storm petrelled, taking the stairs in short movements against an imaginary gale. Leadbeater's cockatooed adj. Drunk and brightly vocal, repeating the same observation until the room has accepted it. Ketrell was Leadbeater's cockatooed, announcing each stair as though discovering it. Leadbeater's possumed adj. Drunk to the point where balance is nocturnal, cautious and largely dependent on nearby branches. Lacrystal was Leadbeater's possumed, gripping the banister and progressing only when unobserved. Leader of the Oppositioned adj. Drunk enough to challenge every direction, while lacking the numbers to carry the motion upstairs. Jumoke was Leader of the Oppositioned, disputing the staircase one step at a time. Leadited adj. Drunk beyond the point at which your joints seal properly, producing a loose, hazardous descent. Laleh was Leadited, with each knee requiring its own independent arrangement.