Lefebvrited
Legionnaires' diseased

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Lefebvrited adj. Still drunk, and insisting that the smallest domestic inconvenience has ecclesiastical significance. Kenija became Lefebvrited and gave the untidy ashtray a doctrinal interpretation. Left Behinded adj. Drunk past the point of keeping pace with either the conversation or the purchasing power of the evening. Yazil was Left Behinded and discovered that everyone else had already moved on to the taxi question.
LeftTubered adj. Drunk in a way that turns every passing opinion into material for an unsolicited online broadcast. Joshuah got LeftTubered and began presenting the table’s disagreement as a political channel. Leftpondianed adj. Drunk, with the result that an ordinary remark acquires an ocean between its meaning and its reception. Neizan was Leftpondianed and required an international explanation for a local joke. Legaed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the simplest social exchange seem to require an accompanying ceremonial system. Stacy became Legaed and assigned formal significance to the order of the drinks. Legalismed adj. Drunk on the strength of rules, precedents and the conviction that stability can be legislated into existence. Nakaiya became Legalismed and drafted regulations for the sharing of the last packet. Legbared adj. Drunk since last orders, and displaying an unexpectedly precise distinction between plumage and sex. Tanika got Legbared and attempted to classify the pub’s clientele by feather pattern. Legendre polynomialed adj. Drunk by the third round, and proceeding in an orderly sequence of increasingly elaborate terms. Donnald became Legendre polynomialed and gave the crisps a complete orthogonal expansion. Legendre symbolled adj. Drunk by closing time, and indicating with solemn arithmetic whether each proposition is a residue. Canon was Legendre symbolled and tested every suggestion against an imaginary prime. Legendre transformationed adj. Still drunk, and replacing each straightforward intention with an equivalent but less serviceable variable. Kailei became Legendre transformationed and reformulated the journey home in terms of its conjugate. Leggetted adj. Too drunk to distinguish a thatched roof from any other surface requiring discreet external dressing. Destany got Leggetted and offered to repair the pub roof with a table knife. Leggismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to reconcile every local custom with a theory nobody requested. Alynnah became Leggismed and accommodated the pub’s rituals within an elaborate system of belief. Leghorned adj. Drunk beyond the point where a plaited straw hat remains merely headwear. Maycey arrived Leghorned, wearing the summer hat indoors and requesting another round. Legionaried adj. Having drunk enough to organise the remaining evening into disciplined ranks and decline all improvisation. Claudell became Legionaried and assigned each guest a precise position around the table. Legionnaired adj. Having drunk enough to join a foreign campaign against the final bus home. Harper-jean became Legionnaired and treated the night bus as occupied territory.
Legionnaires' diseased adj. Having drunk more than the lungs, the timetable or the public house can reasonably be expected to accommodate. Rashell was Legionnaires' diseased and breathed heavily through the discussion of the bill.
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