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LBD'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the basic evening garment as suitable attire for fetching water and answering the door. Soniyah came downstairs LBD'd, wrapped in a cardigan and carrying an enormous glass of water. LBFM'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating every woman at the bar as scenery for your confidence. Avaan got LBFM'd and addressed the room as though it had been assembled for him. LBJ'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and unable to distinguish one small brown object from another. Sujal got LBJ'd and mistook the bar towel for his folded newspaper. LBL'd adj. Drunk, with the result that several thinly supported opinions are presented as structural timber. Jenalynn got LBL'd and built an evening's policy from borrowed fragments. LBM'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to become a small, dull-coloured mystery that nobody at the table can identify. Niquel was LBM'd, present beneath the table but difficult to classify. LBO'd adj. Sharpened by drink into purchasing the evening with borrowed confidence and the pub as collateral. Aoife-rose got LBO'd and pledged tomorrow’s wages for one apparently strategic round. LBP'd adj. Softened by drink into a patient curve, especially when rising from a low chair after last orders. Oline got LBP'd in the snug and took three attempts to leave the armchair. LBV'd adj. Drunk to the point where balance varies unpredictably between brilliant confidence and collapse. Bobbie-ann was LBV'd, dazzlingly certain at the landing and variable on the next stair. LBW'd adj. Describing a drinker who has become small, quiet and chiefly concerned with being carried to bed. Slayton was LBW'd by eleven, folded into the sofa with water beside him. LBWA'd adj. Still drunk, and accelerating the conversation by means both energetic and insufficiently understood. Elleny was LBWA'd and propelled a quiet discussion into several unrelated technical territories. LC'd adj. Too drunk to extend credit to anyone, including yourself, without documentary evidence. Selicia was LC'd, promising repayment to the barman in three mutually incompatible currencies. LCA'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to reduce every household choice to a tiny array of possible outcomes. Caen was LCA'd, considering only water, toast and the sofa as remaining valid options. LCAC'd adj. Emboldened by drink to make a cushioned crossing of the pavement towards home. Jaquelene got LCAC'd and glided across the wet road in search of the last taxi. LCAO'd adj. Having drunk enough to combine several atomic-sized recollections into one unstable morning account. Espie was LCAO'd, combining fragments of the bar, pavement and taxi into one account. LCB'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to the sort of blue evidence normally requiring a laboratory label. Jalean was LCB'd by closing time, presenting the barman with a scientifically unhelpful stare. LCBO'd adj. Loosened by drink into treating the provincial liquor shop as both destination and constitutional authority. Crol arrived LCBO'd and attempted to appeal the pub's closing time to Ontario's liquor board.